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Regret burrito

An event or action that is extremely satisfying however later will haunt you and causes affliction or anguish.
-Jim had a bad case of regret burrito when he realized that binge watching House of Cards caused him to miss his economics final exam.
-John realized that the burrito he ate for lunch was truly a regret burrito when he had diarrhoea while stuck in rush-hour traffic.

-Jillian hoped Jessica would have a regret burrito for eating all of her Hallowe'en candy
by MuddledMinnow November 17, 2014
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minty burrito

the minty burrito is where a girl is chewing peppermint gum and simultaneously giving a guy a blow job. She fits the gum over his dick and finishes him off , creating a cum/gum bubble. She continues to chew the gum.
Dude, I got Tracy to give me a minty burrito yesterday at the party.

Gnarly.
by The_Scar_Master November 13, 2011
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Dry Burrito

After a guy has sex or masturbates, after or before pissing, he wraps the head of his cock in toilet paper. This is because the head is tender.
The guy had to do a Dry Burrito after that tight chick. His head was swole!
by SexiiLadiesLikeDick November 14, 2011
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burrito mode

When all you want to do is roll up in your blanket like a burrito and relax.
I just took a shower and now I'm in burrito mode.
by Mkwanky January 5, 2020
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burrito wrap

When you wrap your partner in their bedsheets and then proceed to fuck them.
Her sheets were already messed up so I totally burrito wrapped her.
by SexySexPanther December 7, 2015
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Burrito Party

The act of having homosexual conduct during or after band practice.
"Alex and I are having a BURRITO PARTY tonight."
by Not The David January 9, 2013
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burrito fist

this happens when eating large burritos (like chipotle or california tortilla) and the burrito has become too small to hold together properly. the only way to hold it together is to grip the remaining burrito into a fist and shove what you can in your mouth resulting in burrito all over your hand and face.
I wanted to shake the senator's hand, but I had burrito fist and didn't want to fuck up his fancy ring.
by bricksprickley September 8, 2007
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