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Soggy Burrito

Having anal sex with a Mexican person with diarrhea.
My friend Yahir and I just did a Soggy Burrito. It was muy bien.
by No I don’t want that March 14, 2023
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niggito burrito

A nigga that is wrapped up in a blanket.
Yo look at that niggito burrito he looks so dumb lmao
by CrispyCheeseCurd April 15, 2021
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secret burrito

noun

A burrito kept and consumed in secret—typically in an industrial work area where food and beverages are prohibited— hidden under a stack of paper documents.
That senior airman thinks he’s sly with his secret burrito on his toolbox.
by Radio Mastermind December 10, 2021
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Smitty burrito

Commonly used in response to an inaccurate fact, fabricated statement or false narrative that is decisively full of shit. Smitty burrito became popular during Covid-19 period although started in the 1970s when a parent passed their childs soiled diaper off as wrapped burrito.
Covid 19 is a government conspiracy - response - Does that Smitty burrito come with hot sauce. The world is flat - response - Thanks for that stale Smitty burrito. Response to long narrative -- I don't know anyone that makes Smitty burritos like you or thanks for all those home-made Smitty burritos. You swallowed that Smitty burrito whole! A gullible person or far right or left group -- Smitty burrito appassionato(s).
by Paritybond February 6, 2022
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Burrito Miscarriage

Whenever a burrito's contents spill out the bottom. Often times a tragic event and should be dealt with in somberness.
My wife had a "burrito miscarriage" during dinner a few nights ago. She is inconsolable.
by derpaholic November 21, 2010
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burrito fist

this happens when eating large burritos (like chipotle or california tortilla) and the burrito has become too small to hold together properly. the only way to hold it together is to grip the remaining burrito into a fist and shove what you can in your mouth resulting in burrito all over your hand and face.
I wanted to shake the senator's hand, but I had burrito fist and didn't want to fuck up his fancy ring.
by bricksprickley September 8, 2007
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burrito wrap

When you wrap your partner in their bedsheets and then proceed to fuck them.
Her sheets were already messed up so I totally burrito wrapped her.
by SexySexPanther December 7, 2015
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