An event or action that is extremely satisfying however later will haunt you and causes affliction or anguish.
-Jim had a bad case of regret burrito when he realized that binge watching House of Cards caused him to miss his economics final exam.
-John realized that the burrito he ate for lunch was truly a regret burrito when he had diarrhoea while stuck in rush-hour traffic.
-Jillian hoped Jessica would have a regret burrito for eating all of her Hallowe'en candy
-John realized that the burrito he ate for lunch was truly a regret burrito when he had diarrhoea while stuck in rush-hour traffic.
-Jillian hoped Jessica would have a regret burrito for eating all of her Hallowe'en candy
by MuddledMinnow November 17, 2014
Get the Regret burritomug. the minty burrito is where a girl is chewing peppermint gum and simultaneously giving a guy a blow job. She fits the gum over his dick and finishes him off , creating a cum/gum bubble. She continues to chew the gum.
by The_Scar_Master November 13, 2011
Get the minty burritomug. After a guy has sex or masturbates, after or before pissing, he wraps the head of his cock in toilet paper. This is because the head is tender.
by SexiiLadiesLikeDick November 14, 2011
Get the Dry Burritomug. by Mkwanky January 5, 2020
Get the burrito modemug. by SexySexPanther December 7, 2015
Get the burrito wrapmug. by Not The David January 9, 2013
Get the Burrito Partymug. this happens when eating large burritos (like chipotle or california tortilla) and the burrito has become too small to hold together properly. the only way to hold it together is to grip the remaining burrito into a fist and shove what you can in your mouth resulting in burrito all over your hand and face.
I wanted to shake the senator's hand, but I had burrito fist and didn't want to fuck up his fancy ring.
by bricksprickley September 8, 2007
Get the burrito fistmug.