“don’t ever like the first photo on a profile when you are swiping or you might miss the rapid swipe growth effect”
by yamazar January 2, 2022
Get the rapid swipe growthmug. Bobo wiped twice after shitting, and for the third wipe he performed a Spic and Span swipe, just for good measure.
by HumaneAnimal January 22, 2018
Get the Spic and Span swipemug. A perfect ID swipe by a Senior in high school. Obviously because the student has been swiping it for 4 years.
by Horaciow14 June 9, 2009
Get the Senior Swipemug. the columbian card swipe: inserting your nose into another persons asshole and snorting a line of cocaine as the brutally beef stew you in the face with your nose in the middle of their asshole
by The Ultimate Guy November 8, 2022
Get the Colombian Card Swipemug. when one applies a great helping of tooth paste to the index finger and swipes it down an ass-crack thus creating a sensation of ecstasy and tingling to the user (and often times applier). it was once used for ceremonial purposes to prevent the condition known as "dank ass", but now has devolved into a type of hygienic fetish.
by the-chronic-hygenic March 9, 2011
Get the Finnish card-swipemug. by PB36 October 21, 2019
Get the Alabama Right Swipemug. The act of optimizing one's time on social media while using the toilet. Originally discovered for Tinder, hence the 'swipe', but can be applied to the use of any social media platform.
When Paul's mother busted open the bathroom door, she found him engrossed in his morning Swipe n' Wipe.
by baba bubbler May 26, 2016
Get the Swipe n' Wipemug.