red rider

When a guy is laying on his back and a chick with a heavy period is riding on top of him, and a bit of the menstrual blood leaks out from her pussy all over his stomach and sheets.

Ric: Yeah, I took this bitchin' ass chick home last night but she didn't tell me she was raggin. She was fuckin me on top and the next thing I know...
Hamilton:... oh no, she didn't...
Ric: Yep, fucking red rider all over my sheets! Bitch!!!

by Smoothie Smoothington July 11, 2006

Rider's Knob

Akin to housewife's knee, swimmer's ear, footballer's wife, and other such afflictions acquired by engaging in too much of one thing. Not that there's such thing as TOO MUCH sex. But if there were, feeling the pain of the strained, overworked knob would tell you enough is enough! IF there were. Rider's Knob would be your knob's way of saying "I can't take this shit no more, let's just keep it between you and me for a while, no more o' that ol' pussayyyyy." But that's coz your knob is gay! Mine says, "I'm fuckin' wrecked, but I'll play through the pain coz it's worth it!" That's a good knob.

"Can't ride you today, Mrs. McGhee. I've got Rider's Knob."
Milkman to Mrs. McGhee. He certainly missed his gee.

"Can't ride you today, Mrs. Gloria Spot. I've got Rider's Knob."
Milkman to Mrs. Gloria Spot. Certainly missed her G-Spot.

"Can't ride you today, girlfriend. I've got no penis. I mean... emm... I've got Rider's Knob. Yes. That's it."
Joe to his girlfriend. Certainly missed his chance. I'll take that, then.

by Definitely not Joe anyway! January 17, 2008

Dick Rider

a dick rider is a person who will do anything to get acceptance from the person they are dick riding like where the same clothes , always agree with the person they are dick riding, laugh extra hard at there idles or the person being dick rided jokes and bring up the persons name .

for example Eugenes mom : "Eugene you still want those new sneakers you was talkin about?" Eugene : "you mean the black and green lebrons ?" Eugenes mom: "yea those" Eugene : "of course i do because my friend skelly has them and hes the flyest nigga in school" Eugenes mom:"why you always saying his name you big ass dick rider !"

by skelly24 May 2, 2010

Sunset Riders

The best arcade game set in the wild wild west.

o.O <(Let's go play Sunset Riders!)

O.O <(K!!!)

by Cards OWN the Central April 30, 2005

Stain Rider

A man with an insatiable thirst for taking sluts back to his lair. These woman are typically much more powerful that he and will use this power to have their way with him, forcing the stain rider into uncouth and demeaning positions. The stain rider indicates his tastes for overzealous and promiscuous females by cultivating a small tuft of black hair under his lip while obsessively shaving all other facial hair. He becomes disillusioned by the smell of these women in the morning and quickly tries to eject them from his dingy cave.

I was getting some internet marketing done the other day and I saw a chronic stain rider trying to get some pussy during office hours.

by PM101 December 12, 2011

Jet Rider

A jet rider is someone, most likely of the female population, that uses the jets of a bathtub or hot tub, or others of the sort, to masturbate.

Carl: Yo, I was at the pool the other day and I saw a jet rider.

John: What the hell is a jet rider?

Carl: You know, someone that gets off using the jets

by Jsizzlac March 26, 2009

Rider's Block

After riding ones motorcycle, horse, or bicycle the body's natural defense mechanism kicks in resulting in constipation, and the inability to defecate.

"Man, after that race I really have to poop but I have terrible rider's block"

" I sat on the toilet for 45 minutes but couldn't push it out if I wanted to. I've got rider's block bad!"

by Rammin R Dixon October 29, 2014