Phone Muppet

A small minded human or idiot, who is always on their phone as their phone controls them as if they were a Muppet.

*Shane* See Brodie and Jordan, they just play on their phones all lesson. They're Phone Muppets.

by Jordan Cooke June 11, 2018

Wet Muppet

Originally a prank on the lot of Muppet Movies, this involves comically whacking someone with a soaking wet Muppet. Hurts like hell. Usually accompanied by a scream of "Wet Muppet!"

That girl was talking on the phone during the movie...I wish someone would have given her a wet muppet.

by Arlie's Changel May 20, 2003

muppet shredder

A half-tard who wears belly shirts. Also known as a shredder

Hey Kombat look at that muppet shredder doesnt he look goofy!

by Lt dan July 4, 2005

muppet syndrome

The effect experienced by any man when confronted by a naked chick whilst holding a video camera.

Symptoms include heavy breathing, excessive talking, telling blatantly unfunny jokes, and generally acting like a complete muppet.

I found some really good home-made porn a while back but the guy had terrible muppet syndrome. I wish that guy would just shut the fuck up.

by The Other Greg June 15, 2006

Muppet Head

A oral sex position where the man grabs the woman and vigorously has sex with the woman's mouth. This goes on until she goes googly-bug eyed and flails her arms around above her head helplessly in protest often making a "Mahyaaaaaahhhhhhhhh" muffled sound similar to Kermit the frog.

I gave Cynthia the Muppet Head test last night.

by RedPowerTie August 22, 2011

Muppet Neck

There is no discernible difference in the girth between a person’s head and neck, they may be referred to as a ‘Muppet Neck’

Do you know Jimmy? Oh yeah he has a real Muppet Neck

by Bigsmooth96 February 10, 2015

fur muppet

an extremely hairy schwa that has never been shaved or waxed or hasn't been shaved in a looooooong time. i mean long.

i was about to fuck her, but then i saw her fur muppet. ew.

by fadinker October 20, 2006