mattie

honestly, mattie’s are the best. i’ve only bet one but i’ve heard they’re all super attractive, especially my mattie ;) *insert hot pickup line*

oh my god is that the gay mf names mattie?! oh dear, yes it is.

by mattiemybeloved March 15, 2022

Mattie

Swings at people in the streets, then doesn’t talk to them

She swung at me in the streets, that Mattie

by kinseydelbaggio666 December 10, 2022

Matty

a man that's smart but a bit horny

hey matty you're smart

matty please get off i don't consent

by gayhornymeninyourarea May 3, 2024

matty cakes

The baddest bitch, the madame, the pimp, the Don Juan, fucking Adam (the first one), magic, the fucking boss. The throat G.O.A.T. with the biggest, fattest, juiciest, most squirting WAP there is. The reason you don’t get a second to breathe.Officially crowned “America’s Darling” by Google, he is the hardest out, period.

Have you heard the new matty cakes? Fuck me, right? Amazing.

by fagggatron November 22, 2021

The Matty

A fun evening with the lads on f1 2022 but he ignores you and let's you down cos he's a tory and rather spend time seeing how many Lego action fingers up his bum.

Shall we have an night with the matty

by Oxydious July 22, 2022

Matty von scatty

Worst fool

Matty von scatty

by Yittanigh December 17, 2018

Trenton & Mattie

Trenton has the biggest heart and is very loyal and loving to the person important to him. Mattie can be very secretive, but always honest to those they care about. When Matties are happy, everyone around them feels happier. Together Mattie and Trenton are the cutest couples in the galaxies, they shine brighter than the sun, their love makes others happy. AND THEY'RE BOTH HELLA CUTE.

Bob: Have you seen Trenton & Mattie? arent they the cutest??
Moo: yes and yes.

by moomooooo23 April 18, 2021