Draco Malfoy

The hottest man alive

Draco Malfoy is really hot.

by Draco Malfoy simp December 15, 2021

draco malfoy

someone i would die for that doesn't exist. also someone i am in love with

i just want to hold draco malfoy's cold hands.

by i<3vinnie November 10, 2020

Draco Malfoy

A type of ferret that always stays with their father and tells their father about everything

"wow that's a cute Draco Malfoy. What's it's name?"

by Rem Mantawil January 19, 2021

Draco malfoy

LITERAL DADDY. PERIOD.

Person 1: who is Draco malfoy 😐
Person 2: daddy 😏

by keiramalfoy January 1, 2021

Draco Malfoy

Gross boy played by a transphobic musty man 😩

Friend: I love draco malfoy
Me: I will punch you in the face

by ihatebroccoli March 6, 2021

Draco Malfoy

lynni’s boyfriend.

“who is draco malfoy?”

“he’s lynni’s boyfriend.”

by lcveluna December 29, 2020

draco malfoy

Draco Malfoy is a dangerously unattractive character in the movie series Harry Potter.
Most people who look at him never get to see the light of day again.

Person 1: omg omg draco malfoy is so hot
Person 2: ik I saw him in my vagina the other day
Person 1: lucky!
Person 2: i mistaked my discharge as him

by grungehippie December 1, 2021