Christian Dews

A Thicc lad who needs mental help

Guy 1: Don't Christian Dews look like Big Chungus

Guy 2: Oh yeah, he looks a bit like snorlax too

by Big Chungus (aka. Snorlax) July 14, 2019

Mountain dew

$7 Jesus juice

Mountain dew is just like Jesus juice

by Blackvolgger August 27, 2019

ginny dew

An alcoholic mixture of gin, lime juice and Mtn. Dew.

Something to drink, sir?
I'll have a Ginny dew.
(a few minutes later) I apologize, sir, but the bartender is not quite sure how to make a "ginny dew."

by naoise555 December 14, 2015

Mountain Dew

Not only is this the greatest beverage of all time.

It also is a type of okie doke where someone gets out of the car to go inside somewhere for something and the person who stays behind in the vehicle burns out of there before the person who exited the vehicle knows what is happening.

I went to the gas station, and when I went inside to piss, that stupid hooker mountain dew’d me. Now I’ll have to report the bitch stolen. Shit.

by NigganameMoe January 12, 2021

Dew Bomber

A 20 ounce bottle of Mountain Dew spiked with 5 hour energy. A beverage made for the elite programmer, gamer, or weight lifter looking for a boost.

Man I was tired as shit this morning until I had a Dew Bomber! I got through a shitty day at school and more!

by SuperNoahZark December 30, 2010

Princely Dew

Princely Dew is another word for semen, derived from Eastern England the term is a commonly used colloquialism.

Yo dawg I covered that biatch in my princely dew.

by pocari-sweater December 29, 2014

summer dew

When a droplet of beer unexpectedly runs down your mustache into your mouth.

When I finished my beer, all I had to drink was some summer dew.

by FishMeatloaf February 2, 2018