alabama clay

Eating a lot of ketchup, and cashews resulting in a liquefied molten lava coming out of your ass.

Man I went home after work and took massive shit and it looked like Alabama Clay.

by Poke your mom January 17, 2020

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Get the alabama claymug.

Clay Highschool

The Clay County idiots. Most kids who go here are from families that can't afford to send them to Fleming Highschool or have parents who care enough to not send them to Middleburg. The school focuses most of its finances on the mediocre football team and other athletics. They only recently put money towards repainting the school and the back bleachers is dedicated to the opposing football teams visitors who unwillingly will be eaten by mosquitos alive. If anything they are the cousins to Middleburg highschool because most of its students are close to below average or just average themselves. Most of these kids don't really get far in life but every now and then you might have one or two that actually finish college.

Parents talking to one another:

"My kid isn't the brightest, he might be better off going to Clay Highschool. He's not dumb enough for Middleburg, but he for sure wouldn't be able to graduate Fleming if he went"

Another parent talking:

"My Tommy grew up in the backwoods, and we live closer to Middleburg. Its better if he didn't go to Clay high. The way he's raised, if he's anything like my husband, he's better off at Middleburg. He might even marry a cousin just like his daddy."

by York patties and peanut butter November 14, 2020

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