Self-bidet

When a girl slouches back to pee on her butthole after taking a shit, effectively rinsing away the poop.

Jenny self-bidetted in the girl’s locker room.

by Tagger:P December 7, 2021

Reverse Bidet

The act of simulating a woman's vagina with your fingers to the point of orgasm in such a vigorous manner that she ejaculates and defecates herself at the same time.

Johnny pulled a reverse bidet on Sally last night and she was completely embarrassed, they had to throw away the sheets.

by FkcdOffCO July 13, 2022

american bidet

Taking a shit and then hopping in the shower and using the shower to clean off your butthole, preferably with a jet setting.

Yeah, toilet paper is a scam. I just hop in the shower and do the ol' american bidet and then use a little soap.

by Jobungus October 3, 2023

Golden Bidet

"Golden Bidet" When one party (in a sexual encounter) Urinates on another's anus to clean them after they have defecated.

A Golden Bidet should clean this up nicely.

by Thirty-seconds January 4, 2024

Gold Bidet

The act of using one's urine stream to rinse unwanted fecal matter off one's buttocks and anal region and after defecating.

There was no toilet paper so I had to give myself a Gold Bidet.

by BidenSniffsKids February 9, 2021

Canadian Bidet

The act of wiping one's genitalia with a snowball

The Canadian Bidet is very refreshing

by cmfw369 December 18, 2020

german bidet

you bang, but then you pee in the others butt hole to finish

i just banged Mihir and then gave him a nice german bidet

by mph8887771111 October 28, 2021