Barney Fife

The dumbest asshole on the Andy Griffith show

Barney Fife almost shot himself on the show

by Dead Whiteman March 26, 2017

lil barney

A YouTube turning into sound cloud rapper that slowly is getting fame and attention, and loves getting nudes

Did you hear lil Barney?
Caillou Caillou
This the fucking shit

by ILoveVaginas November 9, 2017

Barney Complex

The Barney complex refers to people who have an undeserved sense of privilege and overly inflated ego and have nothing to back it up. It all goes back to that purple dinosaur we all watched on PBS as kids. Everyday he told everyone that you're special, and that Sally was special. and that Sam was also special. Well kids, lets face it....we're not all special. Get over yourself.

Sally is complaining about being under appreciated at work again, I wish she'd get over her Barney complex and just do her work.

by SweetLemon August 12, 2009

Barney Smith

A ‘Barney Smith’ is a name given to homosexual or bisexual men alike when they are partaking in the most unsettling of sexual actions or trying to instigate rough anal sex with a passer by.

Person 1:Hey what’s Jack doing in his room? I can here screaming and banging and it sounds like handcuffs and chains are being used.

Person 2: oh don’t mind him, he’s just being a Barney Smith

by The Conductor of the Fun house January 19, 2021

Barney Dick

When a man's dick is purple in color or looks purple under certain lighting conditions.

Matt: Hey bro, you wanna see something weird?

(whips out his dick)

Darell: That's fuckin' gross!

Andrew: Yah what the fuck nigga, why is that shit purple? Looks like you got Barney Dick.

by FDWeezy July 27, 2011

Barney Juice

When a female has contracted the Blue Waffle has her period, and the combination of fluids mix to create a thick, lumpy, purple cocktail.

"Grandma always has some Barney Juice in the fridge, but I can never find it to buy from the supermarket; I wonder how she gets it.."

by I'm a Walrus. September 4, 2011

barney conner

Barneys are known for their kick-assery. Will smoke you under the table and drink you over the mountain! They are not well known for their need to entertain peoples conversations, or pokes to the chest. If you come come across a Barney, watch out. You might have a good time!

That Barney Conner is a real badass. I heard he does "real nigga shit".
That Barney Conner is hung like a well rope!

by Collinoscopy369 December 19, 2016