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The one car going faster than you when you're speeding on the freeway. The general idea is that you can go as fast as you want as long as the other guy is going faster, that way if a cop sees you both speeding he will pull over the other guy and not you.
Wow, I'm going 80 in the fast lane and this jackass just zoomed past me. Ticket insurance!
by The 5th Floor December 17, 2012
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Crap Tickets

Dude. I sat down to take a massive dump at Dodger stadium and realized after I had mudbutt that there were no crap tickets.
by DoNotCorner July 10, 2010
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Hooker tickets

I paid for my lunch using hooker tickets.
by Roscoethadon May 24, 2018
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Floating a Ticket

Floating a ticket is a scam often employed by servers in restaurants. It is usually accomplished by ringing in one generic ticket (e.g. a water and salad bar) and handing the same check to multiple persons. This is of course impossible to use with credit cards as an authorization is required. Obviously, floating a ticket constitutes theft and could result in prosecution. So don't do it.
Server 1: I've got to pay my rent in three days and I'm a buck fifty behind.
Server 2: Float a couple of salad bars. That shouldn't be a problem.
Server 1: Isn't floating a ticket illegal?
Server 2: Only if you get caught.
by Mr. Woodford June 1, 2009
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Gas ticket

by Irishgal2000 December 27, 2021
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just the ticket

very suitable and exactly what is needed
by manfred.ackermann April 21, 2018
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Mets tickets

New York City mayor bill deblasio failed bail reform program where criminals are given free mets tickets, gift cards, and other amenities as an incentive for them to show up to court.
He slashed 4 people in the Bronx, punched two Asian women in the nyc subway, was finally arrested, but was quickly released without bail and given mets tickets in hopes he shows up to court for his hearing.
by gabbagooo February 20, 2021
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