Thanksgiving in Switzerland

Giving a blowjob to an anonymous truck driver in a rest stop off I-95 in South Carolina.

I took a lil detour and had Thanksgiving in Switzerland on my way to the Savannah Film Festival last weekend.

by Scuzz McCluckenhammer November 11, 2023

thanksgivinged

Basically, you are drunk as shit, and you can’t remember if you are drunk or not.

Hey did you see Tom get Thanksgivinged.
Yeah man that was crazy.
Yeah he’s drunk outta his mind.

by TGVD November 23, 2023

thanksgiving sit and talk

when you can’t go out with your cousins to smoke but you sit with a friend, get tipsy and talk

“hey did you go on your thanksgiving walk?”

“no i sat with a friend and we had a thanksgiving sit and talk”

by dinosaur man November 23, 2023

Thanksgiving dinner

When you take a vacuum and suck everything out of a man’s body through his penis. Then flip the switch and send it right back.

Dude me and my girl were going so hard, she gave me a Thanksgiving dinner

by EliMitchellFan#18393618 April 22, 2024

thanksgiving

when you fuck a turkey, kill it and then eat it for thanksgiving.

guest1: do you taste cum in the turkey?
guest2: no i dont... oh wait i do
thanksgiving host: i totally wasnt fucking the turkey

by john6969696420420420 November 30, 2024

Thanksgiving Turkey

When you get your boy on all fours on the dinner table while you and your other boy get balls deep in his ass crack and mouth. Then you cum in a blender and make the “turkey” shit in it as well. Blend the mixture up and use a syringe to stuff it back in the “turkey’s” asshole. Next cover the “turkey” in self tan and put it face first in the oven. Get to work on the turkeys asshole by going balls deep in it for a few more minutes then admire the tired, brown, crunchy turkey.

I invited my son down to watch me and Synjun Thanksgiving Turkey my boy Bryce.

by anonymous January 6, 2025

thanksgiving day turkey

someone who bases there life around food

jesse roe is a thanksgiving day turkey

by BBLSLAYER6969 January 22, 2025