Dita Von Teese

uses marilyn manson... will do anything for a little fame, including marrage to marilyn manson... i hear shes a natural blonde HAHAHHA

'' i cant make up my own routines, so i'll just steal yours. ''

by phantom stranger October 23, 2004

dita von teese

Very ugly model who got a famous boyfriend and thus some exposure. Stripper who can not dance. Steals routines, ideas, outfits and basically everything from old performers and tries to claim that they are her own. Is proud of the fact that the military painted her picture on bombs that kill children.
Bascially your average white trash silicone gold digger.

Example: Takes credit and claims to be the maker of elaborate stage outfits that are actually designed by the very talented burlesque godess Miss Catherine D'Lish.

by Darling April 19, 2004

Snorg Tees

A company famous for their t-shirts with funny pop culture sayings on them. The company is also well known for their beautiful models, some of whom have gone on to model for Maxim and Playboy.

Tommy loves pirates, maybe a little too much.
Snorg tees has a pirate t-shirt for every day of the week.
Tommy slices off his hand and replaces it with a hook. Too hardcore, Tommy. You should have bought a t shirt.

by totototototally April 4, 2010

Teese

Small blackened ball of marijuana that isn't quite ash.
It doesn't smoke, but still provides a toke.

Smokin' the Teese
Hey guys, Wanna smoke the Teese?
Teese, T-E-E-S-E. The ONLY way to spell Teese.

by SputnikV3 October 15, 2007

Tejesh

The name used to represent: the dismay of those around the character. Others usually experience a sense of anger and hate, this is due to the annoying and irritating nature of this infamous myth.

A series of other emphatic reactions usually occur near those cursed witht the name of Tejesh, it has been known to be used as an insult in extreme cases.

"Dude you are so annoying, you are almost pulling a Tejesh!"

by Oracle638 June 18, 2013

dita von teese

Burlesque dancer who is still famous for some reason that nobody really understands. Dresses like my grandma.

Described by Manson in an interview for mansonusa as: ''...some worthless piece of shit who thinks that they are the center of the universe.''

Dita von Teese might not be so happy that her ex-husband is the antichrist. Fun for all of us tho.

by Emilyfox February 4, 2008

Telesynergenic

When two people, at a distance, and parted can be put together to gcreate a whole of epic proportions.

Though they were thousands of miles apart, they remained telesynergenic, and when together again, people were awed at their unchanging affections.

by e-krugz May 15, 2007