Tit for tent

A action that happened at a prom party in 2017 in a tent in someone’s back yard where a girl sucks your soul out of ur dick and leaves you lifeless on the ground

Run play tit for tent Tyrone
Austin- oh fuck off bi

by Ljq February 8, 2021

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tent wrecker

Someone who destroys a stupid fucking bush wookie. Typically associated with a battle field, a lot of beer, and countless obscenities due to being killed by a pussy ass sniper. While tent wrecking, a blood alcohol concentration of .21+ is highly recommended. A T-Bag is required immediately after completion, NO exceptions.

Another day on the field, birds chirping, gears and beers rolling smoothly, objectives colored blue... (BANG) DAMMIT! Fucking camping pussy ass snipers! It's tent wrecker time bitch! (Respawn.........BANG) Suck it bitch!!!!! T-BAG!

by AnAwesomeDrunkSoldier September 10, 2016

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Slime Tent

Female genitalia. Vagina. But a gross one that has flaps resembling the entrance to a tent.

I saw an old lady's slime tent when I was at the clinic.

by Hargenscroober July 8, 2019

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Popping a tent

When someone wearing pants has a boner resembleing a tent

You could tell John was popping a tent after Ma. Henry bent over in front of him

by NiftyMuthaFucker March 8, 2017

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Fart tent

At night, a person knows he or she let loose one of the worse smelling farts of their life so they pull the sheet over their partners head. The partner is trapped, but the smell is so bad they wake in a panic to flee the covers.

Last night I had the stinkiest fart of my life but couldn’t place the smell. Had to give the wife the old fart tent. She woke in a panic and couldn’t escape the covers.

by Just trying June 19, 2018

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