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Tennessee

The best place in the whole world to live and visit.We have great cities great people and that great southern food!We have the many civil war parks and of course the great smoky mountains!If your a dumb Yankee who thinks everybody is out in a field with overalls on and a piece of straw hanging out of our mouth than KISS MY A**,because we don't!Just go to Nashville or Memphis and you'll see that we have big bustling cities too.And who can forget our AWESOME football team the Tennessee Vols! GO BIG ORANGE!!!!!!!!!!!
I've lived in Tennessee my whole life and I'm never leaving!
by tennessee lover June 7, 2013
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east tennessee

Beautiful part of Tennessee with hard working mountain folks, gorgeous scenery, large amounts of history. First frontier of the U.S.
We left West Tennessee because it was ugly and moved to East Tennessee.
by PNC February 27, 2009
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Tennessee Swimming Pool

The act of not holding your saliva in your mouth for an hour before giving somebody a blowjob.
Tina Gave me a wicked Awesome Tennessee Swimming Pool yesterday, then swallowed it all.
by Name of the Feather January 17, 2009
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Tennessee Carwash

When a group of males ejaculate into a 10 gallon cowboy hat and proceed to dump the contents onto an unsuspecting female.Or could be used to describe the actions of a slutty female attempting to hook up with multiple guys.
Your mom showed up at the bar last nite last night. The boys handed out a good ol tennessee carwash on the house. She sparkled like new.

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Sally's cruising for a tennessee carwash with that skirt.
by Elbo McGuilicutty April 4, 2009
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Waynesboro, Tennessee

A shitty small town founded by some dumb hick who probably fucked his cousin. 99% of the population are inbred and racist against anyone non white.
by Thatfuckinguy June 17, 2011
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Tennessee Volunteers Football

Also known as the Big Orange the Tennessee Volunteers are one of the top 10 best NCAA football teams ever and #2 in the SEC behind Alabama. They have 6 national championships they were the 1st ever football team to win a BCS national championship in 1998 against Flordia State. They have been SEC champions 17 times then when the SEC split into east and west they were SEC east champs 6 times. Their win lose record is 792–345–53 (.688) and their bowl record is 26-24-0. Their fight song is Rocky Top their mascot is Smokey the hound dog and their stadium is Neyland Stadium and their colors are bright orange and whiite. They dominate the SEC in wins the only teams they dont have a considerable amount of wins over is Alabama,Auburn, and Flordia ( Alabama has 10 wins over Tennessee Aubrun and Flordia have 2 wins over Tennessee
Tennessee Volunteers Football is on tonight lets go watch it
by tthatguyy November 14, 2011
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Tennesse Log Jammer

The Tennesse Log Jammer is the act of fucking a girl doggie style while simultaneously stuffing a dildo in her poop shute.
"Man I was railing her doggie style and decided to reach over onto her night stand and give her the ole' Tennesse Log Jammer!"
by SMPrider February 15, 2010
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