TeleScrewed

1. When Telebears does something to fuck up your intended schedule

"I missed my Telebears appointment! Now Im locked out."

"Looks like you just got Telescrewed."

by kthrn July 22, 2012

telesnook

Coming from behind to win a competition.

Hayleigh telesnooked the stock market competition participants with a huge gain on the final day - winning with a $74,600 increase over the month.

by zuker June 3, 2013

Telesnorting

The act of snorting a lot of cocaine and waking up (or teleporting) somewhere completely different, often far away and surprising.

"I did about 25 grams of cocaine and telesnorted all the way to Bangkok."
"One time I was telesnorting sixteen miles after snorting three lines. It was awful. I woke up in a gas station in New Hampshire."

by Obadiah Aquaman September 15, 2014

telolet

The term for the sound of bus horn . Children who live near highway which always pass by bus , always try to ask the bus driver to honk his bus horn. Sometimes , they also record it.

Om , telolet om!
Sir , telolet sir...!

by AoiFukasaku1997 December 27, 2016

Telesexual

Sexually identifying as a Teletubby.

Mom, dad, I have something to say, I'm telesexual and about to marry tinky-winky

by fucking_tiggern April 22, 2017

Telessia

typical retard who put his faults on other people and never learn

This guy never learn, such a Telessia

by JeanRandom November 27, 2017

Telescoping

Pushing a guy's dick upwards inside itself, resembling a collapsing telescope.

Telescoping is like getting hard in reverse.

by @definitions December 4, 2018