pull a teese

To get in a heated argument in a cafeteria and then break a recyled plastic tray over your opponents, shattering it into 5 million pieces.

Logan: Well your girlfriend is not physically attractive to the opposite sex

Eric: WELL YOUR MOM'S A WHORE!

Logan: Oh no you didn't, byatch! (Breaks his tray over Eric's head and screams triumphantly)

Jacob: Holy Shit! Did you just see that?

Grady:See what? Did Logan just pull a teese?

Jacob:Logan just pulled a teese!

Grady: Dear God......

by Cheez Balls June 3, 2011

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Teetee

The baddest bitch you know

Teetee you the baddest bitch i ever meet onna g folks hmi

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Teenerschnitzel

Background: The name has evolved from Chief Teensy, a puppet made in Celebration of a beautiful Goddess Tina. Tina is from a long line of weinerschnitzel eating German Ancestry. In obvious combination, it only makes sense that she is Teenerschnitzel, it is her essence.

Definition: A Teenerschnitzel is an omnivore, burner, pirate, disco dancing, fashionable, artistic, creative, gypsy, beautiful German American Goddess in a woman's body named Tina.

Instead of a beanerschnitzel, which is a Mexican German, a Teenerschnitzel is a German Tina.

ex.- Tina Stotz
ex.- Tina Plate

by Username2010 February 28, 2010

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skeeter teeter

Skeeter meaning pest. Teeter meaning to be "on the fence" about something. Skeeter Teeter; a person close to becoming, or virtually already a sex pest.

Jesh that guy is such a skeeter Teeter.. All he wants to do is have sex!

by TwelveRedRoses March 13, 2011

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teeter

Catch-all slang for genitals (male and female)

Man, your teeter is microscopic.

Holy hell, your teeter smells like a dead racoon.

by lick my balls June 9, 2003

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Teeter

The extra flesh at the end of an uncircumcised penis. Derived from the word "anteater", it resembles the lengthy nose of the mammal. Also known as a "teet" or "teetskin".

"Man, Jimmy was taking a leak when we were camping and a mosquito stung him on the teeter! He'll have to put calamine lotion on that throbbing teet. Gnarly."

by Swarmpi04 March 7, 2015

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