by Stinksta May 31, 2016
Get the tinder tease mug.When you promise a girl you'll cook for her so she will sleep with you but have no intention ever making them food.
That guy is a total cook tease, he always says he's going to make me dinner but then we just have sex.
by iwanttotouchyourwords August 6, 2016
Get the cook tease mug.Someone that flaunts cheese and use of cheese but doesn't deliver their promise. They can't be trusted.
Stealthano: I want to sleep on a giant piece of bread with that cheese square as a blanket
Ashliboobs: I want that too
Stealthano: care to join me?
Ashliboobs: I would but you're such a cheese tease!
Ashliboobs: I want that too
Stealthano: care to join me?
Ashliboobs: I would but you're such a cheese tease!
by Stealthano January 8, 2017
Get the Cheese Tease mug.The state of shattered hopes and carnal frustration which exists when a pilot has passengers board a plane, leaves the gate, and taxis to the runway only to tell everyone that the flight is delayed and you're returning to the terminal.
Just when we thought we were about to leave the airport, the pilot came on the loudspeaker and told everyone that we were heading back to the gate for 3 more hours. What a cockpit tease.
by Stuck in Raleigh September 8, 2012
Get the cockpit tease mug.When someone starts typing an iMessage, but doesn't send it, the recipient sees an ellipsis before it disappears, then nothing.
by lethor August 21, 2013
Get the Ellipsis tease mug.(noun) when you piggyback from another's wifi source and it can't make up its mind whether or not it wants to remain an available network. Usually due to poor atmospheric connection or poor signal quality.
Bob: I can't seem to stay connected to Inetgirl. It keeps bumping me off the internet."
Tom: "Yeah, I hear Inetgirl is a real wifi tease around THIS neighborhood."
Tom: "Yeah, I hear Inetgirl is a real wifi tease around THIS neighborhood."
by notsosure25702 June 29, 2011
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