Teabagging

n. (gerund):

1. A sexual act wherein a man inserts his scrotum into another person's mouth, imitative of the act of brewing tea. It may be done for erotic or mischievous reasons.

2. The act of protesting certain fiscal policies of the federal government, performed by conservative American citizens who do not understand just how out of touch they are with the nation's youth.

"Right there–middle of the page, FOX News. They're calling themselves 'teabaggers.' Did no one think of running a Google search beforehand?"

Be it a frat party or the National Mall, remember: teabagging impresses no one and will only lead to a bad taste in someone's mouth.

by trentaceret April 19, 2009

tennessee teabag

A Tennessee Teabag is when one fucks a girl in the ass and then tucks his balls into her pussy.

I was fucking this bitch last night, and all she seemed to want was was a Tennessee Teabag.

by Mason Olrogge December 25, 2008

teabagging

The mornic act of conservatives/Republicans sending used teabags to lawmakers because they think Obama is a Nazi.

"I didn't know that teabagging through the mail was even possible!"

by its_only_me April 10, 2009

teabagging

The act of dipping one's testicles into the mouth of another, something that Fox News personality Glenn Beck suggested conservatives should do to each other in collective gatherings nationwide on April 15, 2009.

I hate what these damn LIEbruls are doing to my country, let's get together with a bunch of Republicans and rock out while teabagging each other, because we're like totally not closeted, repressed self-hating homosexuals!!! We hate the gays!!!

by UrbanDG April 13, 2009

tea hag

This shameless person attends morning/afternoon teas at the organisation where they work regardless of whether they know the organiser/recipient or not.

Dave: Hey guys, tea party on level 4!
Jim: Who's is it?
Dave: Who cares?
Jim: You're a tea hag!
Dave: They're the reason why I work here!

by Drew's Chew October 26, 2011

leaping teabag

when one is jumping on a trampoline and one person is on the ground next to or close by the trampoline the person on the trampoline jumps really high off the trampoline and teabags the grounded person

did you see that?!? he was just leaping teabagged!

by ihaytu June 11, 2010

Phantom Teabag

when the clock strikes 3AM (the witching hour), and the persons mouth is wide open and relaxed, dip your testicles deep into their throat.

Lets get this guy so drunk that he passes out and at 3AM we will "phantom teabag" his punk ass!

by TiffanyLM420 August 16, 2011