Tactical Recovery, a salty as fuck community of Defence members, first responders and veterans who’ve realised WD-40 actually can’t fix all the pineapples in their lives.
A range of muscle recovery products that aren’t shit but could try harder when it comes to packaging.
A brand purely held together by the strength of the Social Media team.
A range of muscle recovery products that aren’t shit but could try harder when it comes to packaging.
A brand purely held together by the strength of the Social Media team.
“Oii cnt - I’m sore as fuck”
- sounds like you need some TR time.
“I’ve broken my leg in 7 places with a DVA claim that’s taken 8 years to process, think I might buy some Tactical Recovery salts and zen the fuck out while I wait”
“We’re literally going to fucking quit. The Tactical Recovery Ops team are ruining our vibe” - TR social media team.
- sounds like you need some TR time.
“I’ve broken my leg in 7 places with a DVA claim that’s taken 8 years to process, think I might buy some Tactical Recovery salts and zen the fuck out while I wait”
“We’re literally going to fucking quit. The Tactical Recovery Ops team are ruining our vibe” - TR social media team.
by TacticalRecoveryAU November 24, 2021
Get the Tactical Recoverymug. When one is extremely drunk instead of just passing out, finding a quite and comfortable place to rest to utilize sleep to rapidly process alcohol.
Jerry was extremely drunk by 8:30pm after sculling 2 pints of spirits at a party. After a tactical blackout for two and a half hours he got up and other guests who arrived at the party thought he was sober.
by DarkFalcon September 15, 2013
Get the Tactical Blackoutmug. A tactic which is performed by a corporation to deliberately put a problem into one of their products under the consumers nose in the hope that month's later the purchaser of the product will have to send it back for repairs thus giving the corporation more money due to fixture payments. This move has most recently been made famous by The Red Ring of Death on Microsoft's Xbox 360
"God Damn it, My 360 got the E74 error! Don't tell me I've gotta spend more bucks for a problem that Microsoft already know is happening!"
"Dude, Don't ya know? It's just another Corporation Tactic!"
"Dude, Don't ya know? It's just another Corporation Tactic!"
by StevieStevie August 6, 2009
Get the Corporation Tacticmug. The action in wrestling of watching a quick video of porn before your match, so that when you play referee's position on top, you don't just hope, you guarantee that your opponent will shriek in fear as he feels your rock-hard penis rub against his body, in hopes he forfeits. This works greatly along with Tactical-Viagra.
Coach: hey, get off your phone, your match is next!!
Wrestler: But I need it to get ready for my strategy!!
Coach: but what does your strategy have to do with "small tiny petite asian gets completely smashed by big step-bro with MASSIVE BBC"?
Wrestler: Tactical-Porn!!!
Wrestler: But I need it to get ready for my strategy!!
Coach: but what does your strategy have to do with "small tiny petite asian gets completely smashed by big step-bro with MASSIVE BBC"?
Wrestler: Tactical-Porn!!!
by WTFisThisWebsite? March 23, 2021
Get the Tactical-Pornmug. the art of tactically positioning yourself around a table in a restaurant.
Those who are "tactically sat" are not hampered by other people and have free and easy access to food and restrooms.
Those who are "tactically sat" are not hampered by other people and have free and easy access to food and restrooms.
Tactical Seatage - When going for a buffet with friends, never be the first one in when it comes to "scooching down" a bench that is blocked in by a table. Rookie mistake.
by gman3 December 25, 2009
Get the Tactical Seatagemug. A scenario in which a military game has very open and diverse customization, therefore you spend a extremely long time customizing your character.
by siegebreaker#4721 July 16, 2022
Get the tactical barbiemug. When one makes themselves throw up whilst under the influence of Alcohol, before he or she is forced to via nausea. This prevents a "blackout" from happening.
Person 1: Shit man I just drank so much and we aren't even at the party yet.
Person 2: Just go tactical yarf real quick so you don't die tonight.
Person 2: Just go tactical yarf real quick so you don't die tonight.
by Jubedapube November 11, 2017
Get the tactical yarfmug.