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Turing-complete

"Turing-completeness" in computational theory, is a term used to refer to systems that can simulate a turing machine; in its physical representation, a tape deck that may move back and forth and have values in a cell manipulated, according to a preset program stack, in this case a punch card.

These systems may be mechanical, electronic, quantum or photonic and still considered turing complete, provided they are capable of running Doom, displaying Zouken Matou rule 34, posting/moderating threads on old.reddit.com and wire a payment to some middle age man posing as a female Twitch streamer. However, the vast majority of these systems are embedded electronic computers with support for a 32 bit kernel and a Java capable browser.
Yo check out my IBM Craptop I picked up for $20 from Vinnies
Wicked cool brother, can it run Crysis?
Fool, this baby's turing-complete
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Turning Red Movie

When you have gone mad.

Peoples mouths are huge.
crap this is weird, if you have watched the Turning Red movie you are going mad.
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Turdini

Referres to a turd that, when dropped into the bowl, disappears.

This is a common occurrence when one has a good vowel movement where the turd slips out clean and without resistance. Upon completion of the act, inspection of the toilet reveals no turd in sight.
Dude, I just went to the washroom and had a great movement, but when I looked it was gone! I think I just pooped a great turdini.
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Turning Red

A film that is the next generation of Dora the Explorer and features Kaguya-Hime.
Dora Turning Red
by BKBLUEY May 24, 2023
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Turning the train spastic

When you watched Sonic 2 sound test crash handler and you get so cringed you sing plagiarized the full song and then buy a sega felix the cat plush, TWO, on ebay
Oh god I was turning the train spastic
by Smm2lover29383837454363 August 2, 2023
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turning girls gay

when black women dont like big black pp its to big tyrone im gonna take the kids and bust
i took a porn hub pill then my pp shrunk to the size of a penne so my ROBLOX gf said i don't like your pp pics and then she recorded a porn hub vidow with another girl so thats the story of how i turned my 5 year old ROBLOX gf gay (im 50 so i turning 5 year old turning girls gay)
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Turning Stone Casino

Imagine the Citadel from Half Life 2 but instead in a cornfield.
That building isn't abandoned, it's just storage for the Turning Stone Casino.
by Serge Ivanov December 4, 2023
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