townie

shit people with shit lives who ruin everyone elses life

"yo gimme that guitar yeh"
"nar my mans nuff good on guitar!"

"no you're actually both big fat cocks"

by john December 18, 2003

townie

da mindless twats who beat up my friends on a friday night and try 2 nick thier phones then are shocked that we call the police with the phones they failed to get. Though i must admit not all townies r like this, just the ones who stick in your brain, or a boot in your brin in my friends case, 3 hours in hospital

bunch of townies beating people up around him)
Townie: Wheres your phone?
My Friend: In my pocket (punches guy in face and helps everyone else)

by nixy March 11, 2004

townie

The opposite to a rocker. They wear all sports clothes and shell suits!! They think it's cool to smoke and take drugs and think they're all hard! They deliberately don't try hard in school so they can get chucked out and they always have fights.

Loads of them that seem to be multiplying in my school!

by Essy December 9, 2003

Townie

A townie hangs around in groups of about 15, they go drinking, they usually go out looking for fights, they always have a mobile stuck to their head, and the girls wear the tightest tops they can (which is not a good thing because usually they are way too fat)! And their vocabulary usually consists of Fucking, slag & slut. They pick on people just because they are not like them, and they can't except others!

"You fucking slag, you is in for it now, innit!"

by Joey February 17, 2004

townie

a big retard who smokes and is pregnant(if girl) by 13.scum.nobjockey.

well ard! ding!

by Adam Barrott January 27, 2004

Townie

Someone who has nuthin better to do then go around town smoking and telling people to piss off. They have no future and they smell like crap. Their hats are so far back they look like they are stapled on to stay on their head. They love bad boys 2 and hate school of rock.SAD ASS'S!!!!!

Townie: "im well 'ard"
Me: "U always try and start fights for no reason"
Townie "U STARTIN'???"
ME: "rrrrrright"

by Drummer Johnny 3000 February 16, 2004

Townie

Someone who goes to debate camp, calls others townies when they are the clear townies.

Person 1: Did you hear Ann, the townie, called Samie a townie?
Person 2: Ya I did. Didn't Ann also just get back from debate camp?

by notatownie258 July 23, 2010