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Townie

A townie hangs around in groups of about 15, they go drinking, they usually go out looking for fights, they always have a mobile stuck to their head, and the girls wear the tightest tops they can (which is not a good thing because usually they are way too fat)! And their vocabulary usually consists of Fucking, slag & slut. They pick on people just because they are not like them, and they can't except others!
"You fucking slag, you is in for it now, innit!"
by Joey February 17, 2004
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townie

The opposite to a rocker. They wear all sports clothes and shell suits!! They think it's cool to smoke and take drugs and think they're all hard! They deliberately don't try hard in school so they can get chucked out and they always have fights.
Loads of them that seem to be multiplying in my school!
by Essy December 9, 2003
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Townie

Someone who goes to debate camp, calls others townies when they are the clear townies.
Person 1: Did you hear Ann, the townie, called Samie a townie?
Person 2: Ya I did. Didn't Ann also just get back from debate camp?
by notatownie258 July 23, 2010
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townie

a towniw is a person who tucks there le coq sportif or other sportwear brand tracksuit bottoms into there socks n wears a polo t shirt usually a very poor brand and a burbery cap at a ridiculous angle. They often start fights with people for no reason because they are sch hard bastards that they can do so. However, if they dsont have there crew they are often beaten up cos they simply try to pysh you over iwth there wrist by hitting your shoulder ali g style.
Can be found on veery single mcdonalds in existance in england, outside Jacksons(in Hull) and ask to borrow 20 p to buy some pot. They also ask you to give them skins for a joint whilst you are sat on a bus and when you refuse verbally abuse you in a "intimadating fashion".if you look at them they consider it an insult n will try n knife you, spurded on by there cronies n pregnant girlfriend.A wanker.
an example of one is all included above
by dirty rock star March 9, 2004
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townie

da mindless twats who beat up my friends on a friday night and try 2 nick thier phones then are shocked that we call the police with the phones they failed to get. Though i must admit not all townies r like this, just the ones who stick in your brain, or a boot in your brin in my friends case, 3 hours in hospital
bunch of townies beating people up around him)
Townie: Wheres your phone?
My Friend: In my pocket (punches guy in face and helps everyone else)
by nixy March 11, 2004
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townie

shit people with shit lives who ruin everyone elses life
"yo gimme that guitar yeh"
"nar my mans nuff good on guitar!"

"no you're actually both big fat cocks"
by john December 18, 2003
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townie

a big retard who smokes and is pregnant(if girl) by 13.scum.nobjockey.
by Adam Barrott January 27, 2004
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