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twitching

twitter bitching; the act of tweeting bitter and whiny statements; blowing off steam via twitter; being a real bitch on twitter
Jeremy: "Ugh I'm so sick of seeing Caroline twitching all the time every time I check my twitter."
Jordan: "Seriously. If I don't care that her Aunt Pam is in town with her stupid cat and she has to clean out the litter box, then I'm pretty sure the rest of the twitter world won't either."
by Spidermonkey'sRULE December 2, 2010
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Twitch

A sudden move, a flinch.

When a girl gets on one for a male/female and her pussy twitch. It pulsate's for sexual pleasure.

To move in a swift way.
I knew I saw him twitch when his mom opened his room door.

Dang boy you just made my pussy twitch thinking about what you want to do to me.

They always twitch when they think they're about to get caught.
by Kietee025 June 25, 2006
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twitcher

Male who is so passionate about bird-spotting her will rush anywhere in the UK at a moment's notice just to see some rare bird.

See also: trainspotter
"We got to the gig only to find that the car-park was full of bloody twitchers looking for some fr*ggin' cuckoo."
by Nupe January 6, 2004
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twitchy wink syndrome

A syndrome affecting 90% of all single males on the internet every Sunday morning. The condition is more acute in those not having pulled on the Saturday night before... Usually sufferers can be found lurking in chat rooms or using IM desperately seeking a female to cyber with.
haha just because you got twitchy wink syndrome doesn't mean Im gonna get my tits out on cam for you!
by Granny Weatherwax September 24, 2005
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twitch hunt

A hate campaign conducted on Twitter, usually against someone who has offended the left-liberal establishment.
Stephen Fry led a twitch hunt against the journalist Jan Moir after her article in the Daily Mail.
by Damon Thomson June 4, 2011
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Twitch

a platform used by fat, smelly, dorito engulfing nerds that have no life. They watch other people play games when they could be outside losing weight.
Mason is such a nerd. All he does is sit on his fat ass all day watching twitch and calling people who don't watch twitch normies. What a snowflake.
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my dick twitched

Your DICK just twitched really hard, or after and ejaulation, it twitch.
Baby, my 2 inches dick just twitched
Baby, my dick twitched too.

Ass u see, they are gay, but nothing wrong with being gay
by I fuck for memes February 18, 2018
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