Wishful Cooking

To cook meals that aren't traditionally considered to be seasonally appropriate as a creative way to wish for the coming of another season.

Often considered to be a flagship form of "seasonal superstition."

Son: Why is dad out barbecuing at the peak of our Minnesota winter?

Mother: Oh you know your father, he's just up to more of his wishful cooking.

by Puma Puma April 5, 2008

finna cook

"Finna cook" mean gonna roast someone or something

"I'm finna cook ur lil stoopid ahhh"

by Finna Cook November 26, 2018

cant cook

Its when your unable to cook most of these people are named ben

example 1: look over there bens trying to cook

example 2: ben cant cook look at him go

example 3 how did ben fail cooking class

by Darkblood__ July 8, 2021

late cooking

The act or habit of cooking something when you go back home after party, usually consisting in frying any stuff you have in (or around) the fridge. Sometimes referred as "late frying"

Mike: Oh, what a wonderful pary! Is there any other pub open at this time?
Johnny: No man, but we can do some late cooking.

by rkparker February 14, 2010

Cooking the Cans

Taking alcoholic beverage cans and putting them in a fire to burn off the label. Usually performed by minors or people in areas where alcohol is prohibited.

The group of teens cooked their cans by throwing them in a fire as they drank.

Troy: We should be Cooking the Cans.
Roy: What?
Troy: Put the cans in the fire to burn the labels off.

by IowaScholar July 4, 2019

Cooking the sausage

When male inserts his penis into a vagina however does not remove it and continues to leave it there for a length of time

Ben had an amazing night cooking the sausage with Jane

by AltCro March 28, 2018

Cooks Source

Plagiarism. Stealing. Comes from the cooking magazine of the same name which plagiarized articles lifted off the internet.

No, I totally cooks sourced it from the internets. All that stuff is public domain, you know?

by punxnotdead286 November 7, 2010