calm your titties

A phrase used similarly to "take a chill pill"

Nico, calm your titties. You're making me angry.

by thehumandictionary1234 February 11, 2014

SKIM MILK TITTIES

Titties that look like two fried eggs nailed to a 2x4. More commonly referred to as " banana titties ". Generally found on women that you wouldn't fuck on a bet.

We were at the party, she took off her shirt and scared the shit out of the whole crowd with her gnarly skim milk titties.

by uncle kurtie November 14, 2006

Surprise Titties

When in a public or non-intimate setting a female's breast accidentally becomes exposed.

We were getting some pizza after the club and as we were leaving the shop we saw some surprise titties.

by zoombie14 July 23, 2009

Waistband titties

Female breasts that hang to a woman's waist

Matt: Ay yo Tim that bitch is hottttttttt
Tim: I can already see her waistband titties swingin' from here, dude.

by goodiegoodgoodnesss June 28, 2010

Fish titties

When a females boobs look like man boobs but on a women.

Was Nicole's tiptoes nice? Na dude she had some fish titties.

by J-dog97 January 7, 2017

big ass titties

larger than life fun bags,

ashley kalbaugh, has big ass titties

by tit smacker 46 December 1, 2011

tities

Nice looking breasts, boobs or female chest.

She has nice tities

by King_Chicken October 7, 2003