Friend that I don't have: Did you get any pussy this time?
Me: No.
Friend that I still don't have: That's because you have a face even your mother can't love. That's why no one adopted you. I'm not your friend. I need more crack Gary.
Gary: No Terrance, you crackhead.
Friend I will never have: Fuck you Gary.
Me: No.
Friend that I still don't have: That's because you have a face even your mother can't love. That's why no one adopted you. I'm not your friend. I need more crack Gary.
Gary: No Terrance, you crackhead.
Friend I will never have: Fuck you Gary.
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