Fu-Hubby

a man who is pretend married to another FUBAR member

Randy is Fu-Hubby to craftmagick

by craftmagick January 11, 2009

Cuck Fu

Cuck Fu is what happens when two dudes feel obligated to engage in physical combat over a woman, usually in a sexual context.

Person A: Hey, did you hear Tyler and Chad are fighting over Becky again?

Person B: Yeah, it went down the other night. It's shaping up to be the Cuck Fu title fight of the century.

by notreason December 14, 2017

Fu Manchin

A poor attempt at growing a beard resulting in sparse amounts of long hairs growing from the bottom of the chin, resulting in a cross between a soul patch and a Fu Manchu. They are common among young teenagers and men of low testosterone who feel they are capable of growing a full beard.

My brother thinks he's got a badass beard. I can't bear to tell he has a Fu Manchin...

by Smartone67010 February 7, 2012

fake-fu

1. A pathetic imitaion of martial arts. 2. A drunken version of something previously seen in a martial arts film and then attempted in real combat.

We got into with this guy at the bar and your boy busted out his fake-fu. He slipped in a puddle of beer trying to do a flying kick..

by jack swaggah June 18, 2009

slap fu

Like Kung-Fu, only using open hand slaps.

Guuuuurl, don't make me go slap fu on your a**

by treated as that January 22, 2012

Gari Fu

An ancient, protected martial art practised by only a select few individuals on the entire planet. Practitioners are trained in the ways of developing an inferiority complex, erectile dysfunction, supreme butthurtery, making a fool of yourself and coming across as a general cunt. An art for a dedicated few.

"I wouldn't mess with him he knows Gari Fu "

by Hong Kong Blewy February 26, 2017

spaz fu

a gamer martial arts style that involves grenades and missiles and jumping and rolling every half second.
signiture move: missile jump earth breaker

i know spaz fu (throws a grenade, missile jumps, then grenades incoming airplane)

by Spaz De Kat May 8, 2009