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A rather screwed site which consists of a voting page that can't be used to vote for real meanings because EVERYONE is spamming on it with... You don't want to go there. It's on the verge of becoming a meme and, as a matter of fact, LET'S MAKE IT ONE!
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The University of a Billion Chinese 

a reference to the fact that the majority of students in Canada's Universty of British Columbia are Chinese
"That's strange, almost everyone here is Chinese. No wonder why it's the University of a Billion Chinese."

conquer the uri-nation

Another way to say that you're going to excuse yourself to go to the bathroom.
I'll be right back. I drank a Big Gulp and I really have to conquer the uri-nation.

the umbrella academy 

gerard arthur way, of my chemical romances, comic book.
Written by: gerard way
Drawn by: gabriel ba

possibly the best comic book to ever roam the earth.
"did you check out that new comic book, the umbrella academy?"
"i want to read the umbrella academy"

The Universal Language of Nothing 

The language used for global mass distribution of products that ultimately communicates nothing to everyone. i.e. What IKEA assembly instructions are written in or the language your remote control keys utilize.
"Dude, I spent two hours staring at IKEA instructions this weekend. For the life of me, I cannot grasp the Universal Language of Nothing!"

"How do you get this remote to work? I don't speak the Universal Language of Nothing."

the unforgiven 

Popular song from the 5th studio album of Metallica, equally named Metallica (Is also known as the Black Album due to the pure black album cover art)
Chorus to the unforgiven:

What i've felt, what i've known, never shined through in what i've shown...
Never free, never me...
So I dub thee UNFORGIVEN

Mark of the Unclean 

A visible stamp on your hand the morning after a night out drinking.

Many bars that charge a cover will stamp people's hands before they go in so they know who has already paid. When the stamp a person received is still visible the day after, that indicates the person has not showered. Thus they bear the mark of the unclean.
Susie wanted to hook up with Tom in the morning, until she noticed he bore the mark of the unclean.