Squidward Effect

When in a voice chat or in a game and you laugh so hard you almost lose consciousness.

My friend Todd had the Squidward Effect playing Minecraft.

by Casper! August 21, 2025

Squidward fit

When you rock the fucking brown fake polo wit no boxers or pants butt ass naked

That nigga wearing the squidward fit in his house

by Jah🐐 and Ramsey 💸 🍃 February 27, 2022

Squidward

When a Guy put his balls on his eyes and his dick on her nose now she’s squidward

Damn bro I hit her with the squidward last night

by Mlavelle November 7, 2021

Squidward

The act of waiting for an unsuspecting victim to fall asleep so you can place your testicles over their eyes and hang your dick over their nose. Thus replicating a likeness of the popular television character.

Last night, Isiah got a squidward!

by Reaperparadox September 10, 2019

Squidward

Squidward is a mediocre clarinet player from Spongebob Squarepants, he is a squid with a dick hangin from his face.

"Shut up Squidward, you mediocre clarinet player."

by Ant-man crawls up Thanos ass March 25, 2019

Squidward Chat

A chaotic groupchat made withthe entire friend group that sees hundreds of messages being sent at times. Used to revive groups.

This groupchat's dead we need another squidward chat to revive the group.

by Rocks fur brains October 27, 2023

Squidward bait

Failed attempts at spreading negativity amongst a positive environment

Alex: Hey nice base in Minecraft Veil!

Spoofer: Base could be better.

Alex: Squidward bait.

by Kovey August 28, 2025