When a person has difficulty stating what colour a character is, such as skin tone or hair. Based on the character Squidward Tentacles as most people say he is blue when the show states he is green.
"Dude I can't tell if my character's hair is yellow or green, this is some serious Squidward Syndrome"
by The Doctor Sex. May 1, 2022
Get the Squidward Syndromemug. 
Where a old man shits on your chin and you lick while rubbing it to Squidward from the hit series Spongebob Squarepants
by BIG O SIGMA September 2, 2025
Get the Squidward Chinmug. by anonymous June 13, 2022
Get the squidward nosemug. by anonymous June 5, 2024
Get the Squidward Gogglesmug. a fictional character that constantly gets, tortured, hated, falsely prosecuted, abused, and put in danger. by all the other characters or the universe itself, for slapstick purposes.
by RichCollDude March 5, 2025
Get the Squidwardmug. n., butthole, anus. A reference to the round porthole through which Squidward often speaks, in episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants.
“I’m gonna squeegee Squidward’s Window with my tongue,” said the millennial
“In my day we just called that a rim-job,” grunted the boomer
“Do you want me to stop then?”
“God, no.”
“In my day we just called that a rim-job,” grunted the boomer
“Do you want me to stop then?”
“God, no.”
by St. Martin-in-the-fields July 26, 2019
Get the Squidward’s Windowmug.