Loot Listeners are family members, normally distant relatives who can hear a will being read from three counties away and immediately swoop in with Post-its, Sharpies, and the subtlety of a yard-sale burglar.
"That's her cousin Karen, she's been after mum collection antique perfume bottles for years, she's what we call a Loot Listener with no class"
by The-Olas November 15, 2025
Get the Loot Listener mug.Loot Notify is a UK Cook Group filled to the brim with inbred children looking to make money through reselling their mothers used socks and knickers for a tiny crumb of profit. Majority of the members RZ included have been found to have sent nudes to underage minors in exchange for so called 'High Valued' Sneakers to sell on.
by RapidifyToldYouFirst March 23, 2023
Get the Loot Notify mug.Missed loot is when you are taking things that are not yours yet and in that moment you realize that the goods you have, you may lose and the goods that are left to grab might not be worth it so you gotta get outa there with less than all of it.
by Dangam February 14, 2023
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Originates from the game Fortnite battle royale where “floor loot” isn’t a desired item but is easy for the taking
Originates from the game Fortnite battle royale where “floor loot” isn’t a desired item but is easy for the taking
“Hey bro I broke up with Melissica last week”
“Bro I heard she already got fucked twice last weekend”
“She floor loot bro”
“Bro I heard she already got fucked twice last weekend”
“She floor loot bro”
by Shmelvin February 16, 2024
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