potato anus

when your anus is so stretched from extreme awesome butt sex it can perfectly fit a potato or other object that size.

Oh my god Ally has a potato anus! It's so gross!

by MrWolf5000 September 3, 2012

bubblegum anus

When an anus has been been beat up so much over the years, it hangs out of the ass because it is so loose, resembling a piece of bubble gum hanging out of there.

"I was fucking Lisa the other day, and let's just say she's been around the block, she has a bad case of bubblegum anus."

by oygad August 30, 2013

heinous anus

A crazy anus.

That is one out of control anus. In fact, I'll go so far as to say it's a heinous anus

by H TO THE ARLOT February 2, 2003

haggard anus

Beyond horrible gas, someone that has a ripe colon. Sometimes can be used to describe horrible shits.

This guy has a haggard anus. (or) This guy has haggard anus.

by Glen W. June 22, 2005

Anus Brace

Brace for one's broken or fractured anus.

I've broken or fractured my anus now i need my anus brace.

by bluntman and chronic cam June 20, 2006

ANUS OIL

the nasty stuff that makes shit slip out of the anus instead of scratching and tearing and causing a splank. smells like shit and can also be used as a lube during anal sex.

it is said that many raspberry products (jam, jelly, candy) contain beaver anal oil. it's supposed to make it tasty and delicious.

dude, i cant put my toast in my toaster. im gonna use some anus oil.

by nasty shit November 16, 2004

laughing anus

A tickle in or around the anus. itching of the ring piece.

I have outlandish laughing anus!

My laughing anus is just completely utterly ridiculously uncontrollably horrendous!!!

I can't handle the laughing anus. :-)

by cheese mongral March 29, 2010