Thanksgiving Turkey

when you're fisting a chick with breadcrumbs and spices and you lose your watch. then you turkey slap them in the face as your thanksgiving.

I lost my adventure time watch whilst I was knuckles deep in cousin Terry. Then left her with a souvenir of Apollo 11 space programs shuttle. bigcums - thanksgiving turkey

by binnoladen March 12, 2023

Hobo-Thanksgiving

Nothing says weirdness like keeping a can of cranberry sauce by the bed at night as a snack

After leaving the soup kitchen, Daniel made his way back to the homeless camp. That night he ate a Hobo-Thanksgiving.

by MC Busta October 7, 2016

Texas Thanksgiving

When you stuff your girl on thanksgiving like a turkey, filling her up with your shit, piss and semen, then let it marinate and fuck her with the "stuffing" in the victim.

- What did you do this thanksgiving?
-Me and my girl had a Texas Thanksgiving!
-Can i join next time?
-Sure.

by ramer561 September 1, 2025

Thanksgiving High-Five

Where you or two people ejaculate in two female's vaginas and they smack their vaginas together in a high-five like manner, using the semen as gluing material to enhance the sound of the collision. The sound is as similar as the sound of someone stuffing a turkey.

Bro, we should totally run a Thanksgiving High-Five on Jessica and Britney!

by BangalangMan January 30, 2025

Thanksgiving in Switzerland

Giving a blowjob to an anonymous truck driver in a rest stop off I-95 in South Carolina.

I took a lil detour and had Thanksgiving in Switzerland on my way to the Savannah Film Festival last weekend.

by Scuzz McCluckenhammer November 11, 2023

thanksgiving tree

A tree for thanksgiving

"Ruel, there is such a thing as a thanksgiving tree."

by Thanksgiving tree November 10, 2017

thanksgiving left overs

When food is left over from a meal and there is so much of it that you spend the rest of the week eating just that.

Mom made too much spaghetti , now we're going to be having thanksgiving left overs.

by Banana 1 March 8, 2016