Popping a tent

When someone wearing pants has a boner resembleing a tent

You could tell John was popping a tent after Ma. Henry bent over in front of him

by NiftyMuthaFucker March 09, 2017

Broke-Tent

Anytime someone drunk has sex with someone else, sobers up after sex, realizes they made a mistake, and leaves without the other person finding out until they wake up alone the next morning.

Example #1: After banging that chick, I had to break-tent. I felt bad about it, but breaking-tent was all I could do.

Example #2: That asshole actually broke-tent... He thought I was ugly? You should've seen his cocktail dick.

by Emmalikes April 18, 2022

Share a tent

A way of saying two people (usually of the same sex) had sex but it has to be kept secret

Person 1: Julius Caesar and Vercingetorix share a tent
Person 2: yeah the one in their shorts

by Don’t use your real name 101 February 20, 2021

tent rage

A really pronounced morning boner. Probably in a pair of middle-aged baggy boxer shorts.

He stood in front of us with full-on tent rage

by apeman79 October 02, 2019

Tent hopping

Sleeping every night at a festival in a different tent with a different guy/girl.

Have you heard, Jasmin was tent hopping again. She's such a hoe.

by Blumenkettchen June 22, 2018

tent wrecker

Someone who destroys a stupid fucking bush wookie. Typically associated with a battle field, a lot of beer, and countless obscenities due to being killed by a pussy ass sniper. While tent wrecking, a blood alcohol concentration of .21+ is highly recommended. A T-Bag is required immediately after completion, NO exceptions.

Another day on the field, birds chirping, gears and beers rolling smoothly, objectives colored blue... (BANG) DAMMIT! Fucking camping pussy ass snipers! It's tent wrecker time bitch! (Respawn.........BANG) Suck it bitch!!!!! T-BAG!

by AnAwesomeDrunkSoldier February 17, 2016

Hitch a tent

To get an erection.

Bob made out with tina and his friend asked him did you hitch a tent? ( erection)

by Wow123456789 September 27, 2013