Swoleosis

Suffering from extreme swoleness, anger, and/or madness.

Symptoms include redness in the face.

Raising and straining of the voice at others.

Movement of the body in an angrily fashion.

Axel:Hey did you see that kid with the red ass face?

Tom: Oh, him? He's suffering from extreme swoleosis.

by ChrisJawns May 28, 2010

swole and roll

The act of lifting weights at the gym and immediately following it up with drinking at a bar.

Girl... The gym is NOT an excuse to flake on that happy hour tonight, all the homies are going. You just gotta pull a swole and roll, so you can celebrate your sweet triceps with a shitload of beer.

by bollywoodandbiceps January 22, 2014

Swolemate

Great in the sack and for the six-pack.

A cutie that does good for the booty.
The workout partner your heart desires and body requires.

Girlfriend: Let's try to get through 100 squats without any breaks
Boyfriend: Let's goOooOooOoOoOoOoOooooOo swolemate

by Thrompis June 3, 2018

swoll cat

1.a title given to a person who is muscular or "ripped"

2. a complete fag

1. Ben is such a swoll cat!

2. He deserves to be a swoll cat.

by The mOngOse June 16, 2010

swollen ankles

when you can tell that a woman farted because she is wearing pantyhose

Dude, stop blaming me for farting! See Angela's swollen ankles? They keep poofing right before you smell it.

by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

Swollen Makeout Face

Swollen lips and cheeks which occurs after a lengthy makeout session, usually the next morning. Redness or irritated skin may also occur, also known as the "Makeout Rash."

Heather, I can see you hit it off with the guy from the bar last night. I know this because you have swollen makeout face

Or - Heather you have such a gordious swollen makeout face.

by Bajunga Judge September 7, 2007

swolla back

Get back to me

How are you?

Homie's answerphone: 'please leave a message'
Al: 'Its Al. Swolla back'

by Al.M May 6, 2005