Swedish Pirate

The sexual act of pulling out right before you finish, breaking your partner's leg and then shitting in his/her eye.

Guy: Hey babe, you have fun last night?
Girl: Yeah, until you gave me that God damn Swedish Pirate.

Guy: Let's hook up again tomorrow night.
Girl: No!
Guy: Why?
Girl:....Well ok. I'll bring lube.

by Gramma Knobgobbles November 29, 2011

Swedish Mountain Climber

It is when you are jerking off and simultaneously jamming a dildo in your ass making it look like you are climbing a rope and while yodelling Abba songs.

"Last night i was alone and gave myself the Swedish Mountain Climber to the tune of Dancing Queen."

by Fuschia Panther April 14, 2014

Swedish stethoscope

You take an ikea table and flip it on its side...then make your partner fuck the table leg and listen through the top of the table.

Bro after Jenny and I went to IKEA I was able to give her a Swedish stethoscope.

by Doctor cocktor September 21, 2014

Swedish plumber

After ejaculating inside a girl you go down on her to suck out, zamboni, or "plumb" your semen so she doesn't get pregnant

"I quickly pulled a Swedish plumber after I busted so I'm pretty sure your not pregs"

by Flymeby April 9, 2015

Swedish Vacation

Going to a foreign country to raid/loot them

My friend took a Swedish Vacation and brought home tons of gold

by Banks12345 February 21, 2021

The Electric Swedish Rodeo

When you are fooling around with a woman she tries to stick a vibrator up your anus and keep it in while you try to get away.

I did the Swedish Rodeo to a chick last night, then she made me right the Electric Swedish Rodeo.

by RdKil June 17, 2011

swedish dildo

Another name for a double-sided dildo utilized when two bottom gay males have sex.

Ted: Hey, I was watchin some gay porn last night, and two bottoms were rammin asses with this weird thing in between them.

Ralph: Oh yeah? It was probably a swedish dildo.

by Kate Sjostrand April 1, 2008