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subass

The bread smell that gets transferred to clothing after spending a few too many minutes in Subway sub shops.
My jacket reaks of subass.
by tempspace May 21, 2009
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submarining with the cosby kids

Submarining with the cosby kids means diving down as deep as you can, dropping some logs, and then racing them back to the surface.

Not so cool in a public pool.
Serena was totally impressed with how deep Larry could dive, until the dooks started surfacing, and she saw that he'd been submarining with the cosby kids.

She didn't leave a note.
by scodder June 21, 2010
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submarining

Being online on a web messenger service but appearing as if you were offline.
Ash: "Are you submarining again?"

Cynthia: "Yes, I don't want to be bothered by all of my contacts, so I answer only those I want to talk to."
by cyncyncynthia February 3, 2008
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submarine races

A phrase that describes a couple or couples making out in a car when one or both are out of site below the line of the car windows. The phrase relates to one or both participants 'diving' out of sight. It also relates to the phrase muff diving and going down when the man has his face buried in a woman's pussy in the same way a submarine captain pulls the periscope to him and wraps his arms around it.
"Are you taking Joan to the submarine races this weekend?"

"Hell Yeah. That girl loves to 69."
by arktravelr May 3, 2009
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Dirty Submarine

The act of using your nose and face to gently burrow into the cheeks of your partner. Once inside, agressively shake your head side to side while making a propeller sound through your mouth. Imgaine motorboating in the rear.
The other day this fat chick bent down in front of me so I decided to dirty submarine her.
by Scomar November 24, 2009
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alaskan submarine

An alaskan submarine is what you call it when a mormon couple go out into the woods to dance naked in the snow and wife number 1 lures a bear into a clearing with canned spam and the smell of her menstrual blood, and wife number two runs out with a pot of cooked samon to distract the bear from eating wife number two, in the mean time the husband arrives with a chocolate fountain which he knows will drive both his women and the bear insane with lust, then the wives jump onto the bear and take turns pouring whiskey down the bears thoat while the husband stares the bear down menacingly and keeps his dog pack barking at the bear. Then wife number 1 slits the bears throat wide open, while wife number two errotically dances in front of it as it bleeds to death. Then wife number 2 skins the bear and wife number 1 pleasures her inside the bear skin to maintain body heat and also to avoid harming the baby. Then the husband has anal sex with wife number 1 while wife number two prepares bear meat. Then the husband erects a tent made out of bear skin over the sled for his wives to sleep in while he mushes their dogs across through the woods. Then when the husband is tired in the morning both wives take turns sucking him off before he goes to sleep and wife number 2 feeds the tired husband and wife number 1 feeds the dogs and builds a fire for camp.
I'm planning a trip to alaska with my two wives and I definitely know that at least one of my wives would be into the alaskan submarine.
by muddenhoney December 7, 2010
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submachine gun

A firearm larger than a pistol, without the range or barrel length of a rifle, or the speed of a true machine gun.

Submachine guns are basically firearms that can be fired in single, burst, or automatic fire with equal ease over short to medium ranges, after which point they become less effective due to inaccuracy.

Submachine guns can actually be rather large, like an MP5SD or FN P90, or small, like a Mac-10. Having akimbo SMGs is becoming amazingly popular in action moves and video games. (though in realistic games and real-life, are not reccomended due to heavy recoil and inaccuracy)
I turned the corner and was immediately pelted with lead. The guy had a submachine gun.
by Kenthar November 6, 2003
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