Storking

When you go to the bathroom, jack off and put the cum in your mouth. You then go back out and eat your girl out. Thus impregnating her via mouth to pussy.

Tim: How did Becky get pregnant?
John: I was storking her.

by LooseId January 28, 2016

striking it rich in alaska

When you pour motor or crude oil into a girl's asshole or vagina, so that when you shove your dick in, oil sprays out.

Guy 1: I was striking it rich in alaska with the girl last night
Guy 2: Nice, you're practically part of OPEC

by MilkyEggWhites September 19, 2016

Storking

The act of stretching ones scrotal sack over another man's genitalia aka dick and balls.

Tommy was excited because he was about to enjoy a good storking.

by IAreCleverPup November 26, 2016

Storking

When your nipples are so hard the extend out
Can happen from cold water,snow,etc

The water park was so cold I felt storking on my chest

by Danielelbarbs July 17, 2017

Stoking out

To be so excited that one exhibits signs of a ischemic stroke.

And drew radovich thought “Lloyd is so excited he has to be stoking out”

by The meathammer November 19, 2018

storking

When you take a picture of a person and take a picture of a stork and then create a photo of what you might imagine the offspring of the two might be

(Taken from Impractical Jokers S7:E1)

Me and my friend just got back from storking his mom.

by PaganRaccoon April 20, 2019

stroging

stream vlogging.

Hey guys today im going to be stroging tonight at 8pm.

by heartshapedsunglasses March 13, 2021