counter strike

more addicting than crack. i hate it i love it. i love to hate it.

dick blisters

by martha March 31, 2003

first strike

Upon the end of a relationship, the act of changing one's Facebook relationship status to "single" before the other party has the chance to do so.

Yeah, I just got dumped, but at least I got first strike.

by folds216 December 31, 2010

Mortar Strike

A game where two men sit side by side, separated only by a make-shift ‘wall’. Both contestants masturbate until ejaculation.

The aim of the game is for the contestant to hit the other contestant with their ejaculate, shooting up and over a wall like a mortar.

Keith: ‘Me and Lucious were playing mortar strike last night’
Matthew: ‘Oh cool, did you win?’
Keith: ‘Yeah’
Matthew:’Really? Congrats’
Keith:’Na just kiddin’ I am infertile and unable to create a child without the aid of science, and now I have semen in my chest hairs’

by TWC.TV May 25, 2018

Strike out

To fail at something.

If you wanna know,I always strike out at everything,at class,at basketball,at football,I never excel.

by BlackPohatu December 6, 2016

counter-strike

A fps that was originally a mod for Half-Life, since then it has bloomed into its own game but still runs off of the Half-Life engine.

team.firefox owns counter-strike

by 1337 |-|4x0|2 August 19, 2006

vinegar strokes

the pre-orgasmal point of no return for men during the sexual act, where failing to blurt your mess will result in blue balls

i was pulling up to the vinegar strokes when she woke up and caught my sticky gift in her freshly opened eye

by linton gillespie April 23, 2006

Artillery Strike

When a person or persons throw their empty alcoholic beverage (usually a can or bottle) off of a roof. Usually happens at roof parties and is one of the major contributor to them being shut down.

stupid person: lets do an artillery strike!!!
logical person: no dumbass, do you really want this party to get shut down?

by trevvvvvv October 8, 2013