Shrek

he is rumored to have a 20 foot dick and his dick ogre cum tastes like onions, best kisser.

Shrek is a big fairytale

by Whitegirlstarbucks April 12, 2015

shrek piss

a neon green/yellow tint to your piss after consuming any variety of energy drink. usually the (green) punched citrus rockstar

holy shit that rockstar gave me shrek piss!!

by gruntoif3 January 7, 2010

shrekmate

a wrecking of someone by way of cleverness

Micheal called Will stupid. Will replied by saying, "Your MOM!" WIll used shrekmate.

by ElDiabloRojo November 19, 2014

Shrek

God.

And then Lord Shrek said unto Jesus "come forth and recieve an eternal supply of onions".

by OnionFairy March 4, 2016

Shrek

is life. is love. if you don't want anal sex with Shrek you have problems. shrek is with ur mom. Shrek be dummy thicc daddy

I have an addiction to Shrek and I want him to climb up Thanos's butthole

by obese burnt chicken nugget August 19, 2019

shrek

shrek is love, shrek is life.

alan: hey greg!

greg: shrek is love.

by oat milk March 18, 2021

shreking

taking it up the butt; anal sex


originated from taking it up the butt while watching shrek

Joe: The sex is getting boring, let's start shreking!

by jelkss January 16, 2009