Ferrari Strategy

Verb: To do something exceptionally stupid that results in adverse outcomes such as public backlash, financial reprocussions or some other massive copout, often with little to no logical reason or explaination as to why or how it happened.

Noun: The name for the collection of "strategic" decisions by a group of people referred to as Ferrari Strategists during a Formula 1 race. These decisions usually ruin the race for either one of or both of the Scuderia Ferrari drivers while benefitting every other team on the grid.

Ferrari pulled a Ferrari Strategy by ordering Charles Leclerc to pit, and then screamed at him to stay out as he was driving down the pit lane.

Aston Martin pull a Ferrari Strategy every time they let Lance Stroll get in the car. They should know by now that the car will need a full rebuild after every session when he gets behind the wheel.

Bloke 1 - Finally Ferrari are pitting Charles Leclerc off the medium compound.
Bloke 2 - But why are they now putting the hard tyres on? Theres only 15 laps left, He should be on softs!
Bloke 1 - They're pulling a Ferrari Strategy again. What the fuck are the Ferrari Strategists thinking?

Charles Leclerc was in prime position to win today but he got cucked by the Ferrari Strategy, as per, and so barely made the top 5.

by Sharl Luhclair October 1, 2023

strategic airstrike

Actually making it a point to cause as little civilian casualties as possible when striking with air craft. The opposite of this would be to slam two fucking planes into a non-military, civilian filled, place of business, in the middle of New York. Or did we forget about that?

A strtegic air strike is used to prevent the loss of innocent life.

A terrorist air strike is meant to specifically target the innocent. (As Americans, we feel this version is immoral.)

by smak hypokrits January 31, 2003

staker

a gay person pretending to be straight; hence "straight faker"

Did you see him lookin at that guy? What a staker.

by cmarsh September 12, 2008

Strate

1.N- Slang for something that is decent enough for you
2.Adv/adj- Adding it to a word makes that word legitly pure and cool

"Hows all that cash?"
"It's strate."

"I was strate dominating that girl."

by Bob "Docta Deez" Griffiths April 23, 2005

strategic hijab

When Muslim women wear hijab so that they will be able to strategically infiltrate fundy circles (those who are more observant and will only perhaps take hijabi women seriously) to advance issues of social justice and gender equity.

"I'm kind of done with hijab but I wear strategic hijab - you know otherwise I couldn't go to the MSA Eid party."

by suzi-q May 23, 2008

strategic wanking

the ability to strategise periods of masturbation between activities to achieve maximum pleasure and wanking time while maintaining secrecy and subduing suspicion

strategic wanking. i planned to do it in the gaps between archery, fishing, swimming, breakfast, lunch, and dinner' 'sweet, i have to try it tomorrow. my family is coming over

by D0ubl3T96 June 19, 2011

Starked

See also: getting dicked, getting fucked, screwed... only worse. "STARKED:" For a person To be totally fucked over, screwed, betrayed, deceived, hurt, injured or all manner of imaginable and seemingly unimaginable wickedness befalls the person, especially when the person has acted with integrity, nobly, honorably, justly, kindly, or just all around was a good person with good intentions acting in a respectable, good way, doing the right thing, despite an inkling that doing the wrong thing would be both easier and probably turn out better for them. Taken from the misfortunes of the Stark family in the Game of thrones TV series, and A Song of Ice and Fire book series.

Some Guy: "My friend, against his better judgement, stopped on the side of the road outside newark in a dangerous area to help an elderly woman who was attempting to change a tire the other day."
Some Other Guy: "yeah? That was nice of him. What happened?"
Some Guy: " after he got down on the ground to change the tire, he realized it wasn't flat, that's when six guys jumped him, broke 17 bones, blinded him, crushed his testicles, stole his wallet, his phone, and his car. Turns out his girlfriend who was with him was sleeping with one of the assailants and gave him directions down this backroom so they could mug him... then they used his ID and keys to go to his house, they looted it and burned it to the ground. His girlfriends missing and... and they don't know if he'll make it... they beat him senseless and hes in the ICU."
Some Other Guy: "oh damn son, he got STARKED yo!!! STARKED fuckin' Hard!"
Some Guy: "totally... he was properly Starked.

by Dustinofftheclassics September 4, 2015