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Grocery store illiterate

When someone is told to get a specific item at the store and they come back with something totally wrong/different/random.

Or, when one cannot find a very simple and/or easily displayed item at the grocery store.
I asked Brian to get green chiles for my taco salad and the fool came back with hormel chili in a can, he is so grocery store illiterate.

"Excuse me, where are the candy bars?" -brian

"In the checkout line, where they always are. Are you grocery store illiterate or something?" -store employee
by Caityj August 27, 2013
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grocery store song

A term referencing the kinds of songs typically heard in grocery stores, gas stations, and hair salons across America.

"Dude, Breathe by Faith Hill is totally a grocery store song."

"I'm getting so sick of 1000 Miles by Vanessa Carlton, it's one of the worst grocery store songs out there."
"Dude, Breathe by Faith Hill is totally a grocery store song."

"I'm getting so sick of 1000 Miles by Vanessa Carlton, it's one of the worst grocery store songs out there."
by Rockandrock44 July 6, 2014
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Gook Store

Your local Convince store that is run by Asians typically as a family Husband Wife and probably the children.
Hey Dad where you going?
I gotta run to the Gook Store to get some smokes.

Will you get me some candy?
Yeah

Forgets candy.
by GodDamnGodDamn October 2, 2018
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the store

Well, "shop" and "store" are mostly the same.
Therefore, "the store" is a store that is well known both by the speaker and the addressee.

99% of the time that means the grocery not far from where the speaker lives.
"Yeah! Hi! I'm at the store mom... Are we running low on something?"
"The store is still working, gotta grab some more beer before too late"
by DJ Blowback February 7, 2019
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Drug store

What pharmacies used to be called before the term “drug” was related to illegal narcotics. They are still around in some places, and most aren’t limited to selling medicine. They sell stuff such as locks, chewing gum, tape, and sometimes frying pans! They are a common place for small children with red hats to buy yo-yos.
When I got the flu, I needed to turn my prescription in to the only drug store in the state because my doctor is strange and still thinks that he’s in the 90s.
by Kopper0625 January 25, 2020
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soup store

where you buy clothes
jimmy: hey timmy jurry up and buy ur clothes i need help
timmy: i cant find them
jimmy: well what store are you in
timmy: im at the soup store
jimmy: why are you buying clothes at the soup store
timmy: frick you
by piece of soup June 10, 2020
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Cap store

A store where they sell caps to people that are lying
Bro, this guy said the american aducation system is the best. He belongs in the Cap store.
by TheManThatRegretted February 3, 2021
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