stalkerwalker

One who attempts to 'walk you home' after unsuccessfully tryna holler, in the hopes that you will accede on the front steps of your house instead of an embarrassingly public place. also see: creepster

Girl 1: John tried to walk me home last night, even though I wasn't having any of it at the bar.
Girl 2: What a stalkerwalker!

by nightsatthebar November 4, 2009

stalker rage

The way some stalkers react when the girl isn't interested - they may unleash their frustrations through self-injury, screaming, throwing or breaking things, tantrums, violent masturbation, and other anti-social behavior.

"I just saw Mitch hitting himself in the balls, he must have some stalker rage"

Guy 1: She doesn't like you, man. Get over it.
Stalker: GET AWAY FROM ME!

by Selo April 4, 2010

Stalkerbio

When someone stalks you on Facebook. And when you actually meet them they start saying random things that they know about you; such as your birthday, exact height, school, after school activities, and address. If this happens, then you've been Stalkerbio'd.

P.S.
They often deny Stalkerbio-ing you.

Suzy: Hi Dave.
Dave: Hello Suzanne Anne Anderson, born on December 8, 1995, in Lawrence, Kansas. Who is now 5 ft 5 inches, and lives on 555 Bieber Lane.
Suzy: Ohmygosh, I've been Stalkerbio'd.
Dave: What are you talking about? I'm not a stalker... By the way do you still swim on Tuesdays at 3:30 pm?
Suzy: ...

by thelimb September 23, 2011

Stalkerfeed

The newsfeed introduced to Facebook in the September 2011 update that lets you see every comment, like and post your friends make on Facebook.

The term stalkerfeed arises from Facebook naming the feature the new 'livefeed' and the practice of facestalking which the feature now allows you to do from your homepage.

Bob: Bro, did you see that picture of Alisha that Simon commented on?
Connor: No, I'm not a facestalker.
Bob: You don't need to, just use the stalkerfeed!

by FaceStalker October 5, 2011

stalkerbitch

Some dumb hoes be crazy stalkerbitches and be wanting your address

Stalkerbitch: Heyyyyyyyy boooiiiiiii whats yurr number like I'm really into you
The next day, said stalkerbitch arrives at your house with your favourite chicken and shoots you

by daveyolo October 31, 2013

stalemoed

1. The act of intentionally looking out for yourself, but either intentionally or unintentionally (or subconsciously) not caring about another person.

2. Being selfish.

"I was getting attacked by a flock of seagulls and she just ran away to save herself. That bitch stalemoed me"

"I gave my friend a ride home from a party one night, then back to her car in the morning, cleaned the snow off half of her car for her and she thought it was selfish I only cleaned the snow off one side of her car. I was totally stalemoed"

"Every time we walk into a building together, she jumps ahead to make sure she catches the door, but doesn't hold it open for anybody else. Stalemoed."

by dsmartin June 19, 2014

stale cake

Cockney slag, used in the same context as dry lunch

Matt Finn you're such a stale cake

by Stalecake April 23, 2015