stalemoed

1. The act of intentionally looking out for yourself, but either intentionally or unintentionally (or subconsciously) not caring about another person.

2. Being selfish.

"I was getting attacked by a flock of seagulls and she just ran away to save herself. That bitch stalemoed me"

"I gave my friend a ride home from a party one night, then back to her car in the morning, cleaned the snow off half of her car for her and she thought it was selfish I only cleaned the snow off one side of her car. I was totally stalemoed"

"Every time we walk into a building together, she jumps ahead to make sure she catches the door, but doesn't hold it open for anybody else. Stalemoed."

by dsmartin June 19, 2014

Stalmed

The act of placing your palm upon the brow of another and pushing them away until the arm is fully extended.

Used when someone both annoys and frustrates you; usually with a ignorant statement or uneducated comment.

A combination of 'stiff arm' and 'face palm'.

This ignit dude wouldnt stop talking about stuff he didnt understand, so I stalmed him and walked away.

by T-roy Hooka October 17, 2010

stalement

A word or phrase that is said by a person or a group so many times that it's pretty much gotten stale.

Person A: I will make the world a better place!
Person B: Can you stop saying that? It's pretty much a stalement.

by ChameleonDragon February 26, 2018

Salegoed

To be in the dorm room while your roomate is getting some and didn't have the courtesy to ask you to leave.

Aww man, he got salegoed last night.

by bbplayer137 May 3, 2010

Staleme

A meme that has aged well.

"Doge is an example of a staleme."

by The Wordking April 26, 2022

Shaleoedgsker

That one dude in a Dungeons and Dragons campaign that always makes the edgiest character of all time.

“(Insert name here), why do you always have to be a shaleoedgsker?”

by Firedeath3 September 29, 2023