The act of waiting for an unsuspecting victim to fall asleep so you can place your testicles over their eyes and hang your dick over their nose. Thus replicating a likeness of the popular television character.
by Reaperparadox September 10, 2019

Byran broke up with his girlfriend after he caught her doin' the squidward with Justin, Chris, and Frank.
by bryona May 16, 2011

Person 1: I used to think squidward was mean, but dang is he relatable
Person 2: Sounds like squidward syndrome
Person 2: Sounds like squidward syndrome
by Yaba Daba Doo! December 10, 2023

When the male tucks his balls and penis between their legs having it stick out from the back to receive oral stimulation (ie sucking his dick from the back) as it resembles the Spongebob character Squidward’s eyes and nose.
by Havoc.angel42 July 17, 2021

To finally get rid of the stupid kid who brings down the energy of the server, by his deep depression, and lack of feelings.
by Link8818 May 7, 2018

It starts off when Squidward practices his clarinet, then his practice gets interrupted by a salesman, the salesman says can I have a moment of your- Squidward: not interested. The salesman comes back but says the red mist is coming, Squidward is now having a depressional mental breakdown, crying really hard with hyper realistic eyes, he cries blood, but a scene later, he's in his house but he's not looking forlorn. Squidward has a gun and kills himself
by PopCatty March 24, 2025

by Retarded64 October 14, 2020
