Squitarted

When you're so retarted, that you're IQ is that of a squid.

Did you hear what Johnny said yesterday?
Yeah, it was so squitarted.

She was so squitarted cause she wanted to play the mayonaise for her school band.

by SquitartedSyd December 31, 2018

squantified

Adjective

(comparative more squantified, superlative most squantified)

To guide and support through a period of change leading to quantifiable benefits
Verb

Simple past tense and past participle of squantify

Origin

Derivative of squantify

Carl squantified our household finances and now we can afford to go on holiday every year

by The Squanto September 2, 2019

Squid stroke

noun: a swimming stroke that involves thrashing around

We will learn squid stroke today.

by ze original squids November 24, 2019

Squack one out

To jerk off until completion.

I was scrolling through insta at work and got so horny I had to squack one out in the shitter

by Ginger Snappah Head October 5, 2021

Squid Kiss

Definition: when a woman’s vaginal lips are so long that if you try lick too far south they wrap around your face, and it feels like you’re kissing a groping squid.

Bro, last night Stacey gave me a moist squid kiss!

by Lil Jizzy Vert February 22, 2022

back squirts

Involuntary explosion of brown ass juice into your panties and up your back.

I ate a bunch of gas station sushi and I had the back squirts in front of my mom.

by stuberts October 22, 2015

Og Squad

A squad where everyone have been friends sence young ages, even if some people have beef that are in the squad they can still come and talk, many things happen in the og squad, but no matter what happens, we will always be friends

Ive been in the Og squad for so long its pretty lit.

by Mkthen September 4, 2018