Scoop Jardine

A term devised by a Detroit native and a South Carolinian,

A Scoop Jardine is the act of placing ice cream in a females ass crack and licking it out with one's tongue. You can use any toppings such as: sprinkles, bananas, nuts(which we don't recommend).

Mike: Yo Jim, that freak came over last night and I Scoop Jardined her.

Jim: I respect that

by Big Skinny RDU December 17, 2009

boob scoop

common motion performed by females just after putting on bra, to ensure proper fit and/or adjusting level of cleavage showing, by "scooping" breast in to said piece of lingeri. also known to be repeated liberally during the day, as important act to avoid the four boob syndrome.

"to fit that bra, you'll need more than a boob scoop"

by Danoise July 1, 2009

Skoop

To video chat via Skype while pooping

Friend 1: Dang man I haven't seen you in forever and I really wish we could catch up but I really have to go.
Friend 2: You just have to poop don't you?
Friend 1: Yes.
Friend 2: Well then, why don't we just Skoop!

by DRRRRG November 28, 2010

Shoopie

The dollar store version of the Sharpie. How Sharpie has not sued them, no one knows.

No. Shoopie

by Bored in CoET November 20, 2010

What's the scoop?

Penis.

*man on bicycle rolls up*
Vine guy: What's the scoop?
Man on bicycle: Penis.
*bike man scoots away*

by VineGuy26 December 1, 2018

Shooping

A better way of saying shopping :3

"Wanna go shooping?"
"Okay!"

by Neko-Chan~Senpai June 21, 2016

scoop and tuck

When a male has a hard on, he takes (shall we say, "scoops")his D and tucks it into his waistband to avoid tent-like action.

Peter had to do the scoop and tuck when Tim walked into the room. Their sexual chemistry was hard to keep down, no pun intended.

by Alyssa and Emily December 3, 2007