Splooge-Tag

Splooge-Tag is a game first made popular by the 1986 Van Halen Road Crew but anyone can play. The basic idea is to get a blowjob but at the end you pull out of her mouth and try to get as much in her hair as possible. If she asks why you pulled out tell her it was because you had too much respect for her to come in her mouth, Now, make sure there are no mirrors handy and when you clean her up make sure you do not touch her hair deposit. The last part is where you tell her you have to hurry because somebody needs to meet her. Eddie Van Halen worked great but a parent or Priest or whomever will also work. Hurry her to the meeting and introduce her by saying what a nice girl she then when she steps forward to try to shake hands you stand behind her pointing out the offending mass…really great fun for all!

That's John's sixth girl this week and it's only Thursday...that guy sure loves his Splooge-Tag!

by Johnny DeWadd Watkins September 8, 2008

sploogerific

something that makes you want to cum your pants

Pam Anderson's boobs are sploogerific

by rubyconverse July 8, 2009

Splooge

That sound you hear when your successfully pleasuring a woman, having a sexual intercourse, or when your eating her out.

It is also that you had heard if you were ever blessed enough to witness two lesbian's 69'ing each other.

You can also hear this phenomenon sound when your mixing tuna with mayonnaise in a bowl.

Mary could feel her pussy drooling as Kate was using her talented mouth to nibble on her clitoris.

Kate, knowing that Mary was on the edge of a mind-vlowing orgasm, knew it was time to use her fingers to pump her slippery hole.

Soon Mary was causing Kate's pussy to make a splooge-like sound and she knew that she must bring Kate to her anticipated orgasm.

by ThatGuyWhoKnowsAlot March 5, 2013

saloon squad

Saloon Squad is a chapter of The Niner Empire. The squad is the largest los angeles-based chapter. This chapter is known for getting extremely nutty at there local bar parting on tables and playing northern Cal hiphop during 49er games. Also very active in the community hosting rifles for kids with autism also donations to Ronald McDonald Toys for Tots. They are very organized with a founder- president- vice president and so on. Most of the club members are season ticket holders and tailgate at every home game. There are many chapters in the greater Los Angeles area IE chapters & LB chapters. This Saloon Squad take membership very seriously and is very private about their club.

Although the Saloon Squad is based in Los Angeles majority of the members were born in Northern California. SQUAD members are die hards and don't take too kindly the outsiders- haters and rival fans. Better put they hold that SHIT down!

by 9er news October 13, 2015

saloon girls

Saloon girls were workers, hired by the saloon to entertain the lonely men. They sang to them, talked to them, and otherwise kept them in the saloon buying drinks and playing games.

Saloon girls were workers, hired by the saloon to entertain the lonely men. They sang to them, talked to them, and otherwise kept them in the saloon buying drinks and playing games.
That saloon girl 's distraction skills are on point, the guy she's with is getting to buy 15th drinks - she's singing, talking or playing with the guy, so that he doesn't notice, he's spending that much money

by Theguywhoknowswhatyou'looking4 June 24, 2017

splooge

it is literally sperm. nothing else. just cum.

i was fapping last night and i splooged all over my bed sheets

by massivesimpians October 24, 2017

Ma Ba Sploo

A large explosion of some variety, usually stemming from a Michael Bay scene.

Whoa! Did you see that??!? It was all like "MA BA SPLOO!"

by Michael Baysplosions June 3, 2010