Split Cheek Soup

1. n. Shit, feces, diarrhea etc..
2. n. Euphemism for shit, diarrhea etc..

1. I was getting sloppy sweet parking lot tuna from behind when all of a sudden she shat and splattered Split Cheek Soup all over the upholstery.
2. Im gonna hit the can and serve up some Split Cheek Soup.
3. If you kiss ass for a living, all you get is Split Cheek Soup

by Hot Dog Goblin December 21, 2019

Split Shift

Wearing a thong and having a shit while wearing it.

I took a split shift in the back of robbies truck last night.

by Molly the Unicorn May 22, 2020

Split Op

A program where soldiers split their Basic Training and Advanced Training in half - resulting in Advanced Training being typically completed the following year.

Split Op recruits are renown for hanging out with Recruiters and tend to be ate-up upon completion of their Advanced Training.

That Split Op soldier sure is a pussy.

by Dave Gattler June 20, 2006

Split Ends

When one goes to piss and it comes out in two streams.

This usually occurs after one has ejaculated and the cum has dried in the dick hole.

John: "WTF is all over the bathroom?!?!?!"
Bob: "Sorry dude, i got Split Ends"

by JERKYthekid November 27, 2009

[split] this [joint]

to leave, often implying that one would rather be in another place; originally used to mean "to escape from prison"

I'm getting bored. Let's split this joint.

by Muddy_123 December 19, 2008

split screen

When two couples bang in the same room. Normally associated with drunk nights.

So we were split screening these girls... then it got weird cause he started screen peaking.

by McJon October 16, 2012

split toofed HO

a ho with an unusually large gap in between her front teeth, about the size of the average male penis in girth. Most likely caused by being a ho.

Drew: Yeah i'm a firefighter and love them split toofed HOs from the Villas. Kitty Soft!!!

by DrewBaby December 18, 2007