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Mayonnaise Slapping

When you cum along a girls butt crack and she twerks and her ass slaps together.
"My girl is the best at Mayonnaise Slapping" "Damn"
by memestar36469 June 16, 2018
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Stream snipping

by Fuckboythunder June 26, 2018
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ass slapping/whooping

ur momma about to slap yo ass so hard u will fly to da moooooooooooooon
Mum: you havent done ur home work so its time for ur ass slapping/whooping Guy
Guy: *dies from da ass slapping/whooping lol*
by I did ur mother at November 17, 2021
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National Cock Slapping Day

Michael Agricola: Aye what day is it today?
Dosca: April 7th..
Michael: AHhhhh

April 7th, national cock slapping day
by The1Dumbass April 4, 2022
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Splinking

the Art of milking a yak with your weakest hand, many people take their entire lives to perfect this art, others take their lives just finding out what the fuck it means.
Typical Chinese:In order to find true enlightenment you must splink
DoucheLOL: Y0 doode what is teh splinking and shiet
Typical Chinese:Shut your filthy bitch mouth and find out yourself you lazy cockslice!
by Brunstwig March 11, 2013
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Slapping the hamster

1. A method of punishment for an unruly rodent.
2. Vigorous female masturbation.
Has anyone seen Beyoncé tonight? Yes, earlier, but she told me she was retiring to spend some quality 'me time' slapping the hamster.
by Sordid Panther February 17, 2015
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slapping bag

Slapping bag refers to the act of sexual intercourse with an attractive female counterpart. The term comes from the act of ones ballsack (the bag) slapping against the female partners ass during rough sex.
Bro1: Yo did you slap some some bag last night?
Bro2: Yeah dude I was slapping bag with that hottie all night.
Bro1: Niceeeee.
by Gazman1 January 24, 2017
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