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Typical Chinese:In order to find true enlightenment you must splink
DoucheLOL: Y0 doode what is teh splinking and shiet
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Bro1: Yo did you slap some some bag last night?
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Bro1: Niceeeee.
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Bro1: Niceeeee.
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